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Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 9:18 pm
Same Sects Marriages



(NEW YORK) In an unusual display of unity, leaders of five Chasidic groups today issued a joint statement in support of proposed state legislation to allow same-sects marriages.
The groups represented were Belz, Pupa, Saatmar, Bobov, and Lubavitch.
"Of course we want same-sects marriages," said Rabbi Wurzma Shtreimel, head of the Belz movement. "A Belzer should marry only a Belzer. That makes perfect sense." The other rabbis agreed.
"If a Saatmar weds a Bobover, woe to their offspring," proclaimed Rabbi Praymita Gartel of Saatmar. "What would their children be-Saatovers?? That's totally unheard of."
The rabbis shared concerns about the dilution of their individual groups through intersect marriages. "The Tanya warns us," said Rabbi Mendy Pantz of Lubavitch. "If a Lubavitcher marries outside his sect, his children lose half their heritage. His son is not Lubavitch, just Vitch. And his grandson becomes a son of a Vitch."
At a separate news conference, Chasidic women expressed similar concerns. "It's less confusing when our kind marry their own kind," said Rebbetzin Donna Kittel, founder of a Pupa women's group, The Mamas and the Pupas.
To prevent intersect marriages, Belz rebbetzin Gitta Kapotah announced the formation of a new community matchmaking service, Wedding Belz. "We must protect our Belz," she said. "They're our family jewels."
Contacted by Mr. Richard Feder of Ft. Lee, N.J., Rebbetzin Emily Littella of Bobov asked: "Vat's all dis I hear about same-sox marriage?"
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downsyndrome




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 9:59 pm
LOL LOL LOL
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shmeichel




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 10:18 pm
LOL
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louche




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 10:29 pm
Rolling Laughter
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Pineapple




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 11:06 pm
LOL
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Chocoholic




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 11:12 pm
My socks are swingers.
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anewday




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 11:12 pm
thanks so much for posting, just emailed it out to my siblings...cant wait for their responses Smile
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ShakleeMom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 11:17 pm
we've been having a same s*x marriage from the first day. I should really do something more exciting.
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Carefulmom




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 17 2009, 11:38 pm
ROTFL Nervous Rolling Laughter

Just sent it to my friends and family
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Seraph




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 18 2009, 11:19 am
Hehe, thanks for sharing!
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mama-star




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 26 2009, 4:20 pm
Thumbs Up
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CantFindOne




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 29 2009, 12:39 pm
LOL
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Beauty and the Beast




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 29 2009, 12:47 pm
too funny, lol!! thanks!
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twokids




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 21 2009, 1:07 am
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter

thanks for the much need laugh
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sped




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jul 21 2009, 2:40 am
A really good one. thanks!
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