What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 6:15 am

Barbara wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"supper has no name"

fine call it dinner What

Nah. I'm hearing Bono.

*I want to feel, kiddush in my face
See that gefilte fish disappear without a trace
I want to take shelter from the charain
Where to supper has no name.
Where the supper has no name*

you know what's in my head now ...

'been to the desert on a horse with no name ... ' Music

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 7:08 am

Quote:

Trying to find a warm therapist

My first thought was "you mean like alive?"

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 7:19 am

greenfire wrote:

Barbara wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"supper has no name"

fine call it dinner What

you know what's in my head now ...

'been to the desert on a horse with no name ... ' Music

*Well I've had my dessert with a supper with no name
It felt good to eat some romaine ...*

↑ Atali ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 10:08 am

"Another year another bracha"

Is this another thread about women who have babies every year?

It reminds me of someone I know who was given a bracha at the chasuna that "they should have a simcha every year"

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 10:38 am

"Facial in Baltimore. Can you recommend someone?"

Hairspray. The Musical.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 10:39 am

under sholom bayis - "he wants to co-sleep with two"

shock

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 10:41 am

greenfire wrote:

under sholom bayis - "he wants to co-sleep with two"

shock

↑ lech lecha08 ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 9:42 pm

what to look for in a dishwasher-
mine is 6 feet, has brown hair and responds to "Abba" and "honey"

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Jul 05 2009, 10:17 pm

cookielady wrote:

What to look for in a dishwasher

Water?

Dirty dishes.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 5:48 am

Barbara wrote:

cookielady wrote:

What to look for in a dishwasher

Water?

Dirty dishes.

and I was hoping for clean dishes ...

↑ hila ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 5:58 am

Reminds me of my older son's favourite chauvanist joke ...

Q: What do you do when the dishwasher wont work ???

A: Kick her

His wife wont let him tell it any more (an HE now does the dishes)

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 7:02 am

lech lecha08 wrote:

what to look for in a dishwasher-
mine is 6 feet, has brown hair and responds to "Abba" and "honey"

Gross! At first I was visualizing curled hair at the drain!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 10:04 am

"Is sleepaway camp for us or for them?"

I would love a sleepaway camp for us grownups! Where can I sign up?

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 10:34 am

What is a non-tznius topic on Imamother?

Usually one with a lot of the following:

@, *, -, or misspelled words

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 12:07 pm

lech lecha08 wrote:

what to look for in a dishwasher-
mine is 6 feet, has brown hair and responds to "Abba" and "honey"

Love it! Much better than the other kind. A Maytag will get your dishes clean, but can you snuggle up to it on a cold winter's night?

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 12:15 pm

White shirts online?

Yes, I always hang white shirts on the line. Sunlight helps bleach them. Colored shirts I hang indoors so they don't fade.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 2:05 pm

Atali wrote:

"Is sleepaway camp for us or for them?"

I would love a sleepaway camp for us grownups! Where can I sign up?

is Yael reading this? Finally a way to monetize the site -- Camp Imamother. MO cabins on the left, Charedi on the right, let Color War begin!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 2:06 pm

Barbara wrote:

Atali wrote:

"Is sleepaway camp for us or for them?"

I would love a sleepaway camp for us grownups! Where can I sign up?

is Yael reading this? Finally a way to monetize the site -- Camp Imamother. MO cabins on the left, Charedi on the right, let Color War begin!

Sounds great! I'm in.

↑ cookielady ↓

Mon, Jul 06 2009, 4:18 pm

Do you do aerobics in front of DH?

This title cracks me up every time I see it. I just keep thinking that aerobics is being used as a euphemism here.