What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, May 20 2009, 2:01 pm

louche wrote:

Do you ever have to lie on the job ?

Well, DUH...I'm a mattress tester

a mattress tester ?!?!?! shock

do they have a position available for me embarrassed

↑ hadasa ↓

Wed, May 20 2009, 2:02 pm

Fox wrote:

"nipple soreness due to pregnancy how long"

Generally no more than 40 weeks, give or take a few days.

After that it's due to nursing.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, May 20 2009, 2:11 pm

"certified translation service"

wazza matta you don't understand threads anymore ... Nervous

↑ skymile

Wed, May 20 2009, 3:52 pm

greenfire wrote:

louche wrote:

Do you ever have to lie on the job ?

Well, DUH...I'm a mattress tester

a mattress tester ?!?!?! shock

do they have a position available for me embarrassed

or how about a "pajama tryeroner"?

↑ Carefulmom ↓

Wed, May 20 2009, 4:19 pm

greenfire wrote:

louche wrote:

Do you ever have to lie on the job ?

Well, DUH...I'm a mattress tester

a mattress tester ?!?!?! shock

do they have a position available for me embarrassed

↑ leomom ↓

Wed, May 20 2009, 6:36 pm

lice- freaking out

...I guess they sense that you're about to kill them!

↑ louche ↓

Thu, May 21 2009, 12:09 am

Is this cheating?? (eating "Twinkies"

depends on which diet you're on and how many you ate.

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, May 21 2009, 1:07 am

Sloppy Frum Family Spinoff

I always think of this as a new reality TV show... you know, because last season's show, "Sloppy Frum Family" was such a big hit...

↑ louche ↓

Thu, May 21 2009, 10:08 am

Drinks with old coworkers

Better that than drinks with young coworkers

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, May 21 2009, 8:02 pm

"how to get out of a family shabbos event"

uh - call the mafiosa & fuhgedaboudit !!! Shooting Arrow

↑ cookielady ↓

Fri, May 22 2009, 1:58 pm

What can I make with chulent meat?

chulent??

↑ ESB ↓

Mon, May 25 2009, 8:54 am

NOT FAIR

Since when is anything in life fair?

↑ HindaRochel ↓

Mon, May 25 2009, 9:37 am

Quote:

What specifically do you want a doula for?

I don't want a doula for anything at the moment. I'd be mighty surprised if I did need one anytime soon, but one never knows!

↑ Atali ↓

Mon, May 25 2009, 10:45 am

HindaRochel wrote:

Quote:

What specifically do you want a doula for?

I don't want a doula for anything at the moment. I'd be mighty surprised if I did need one anytime soon, but one never knows!

↑ louche ↓

Tue, May 26 2009, 3:30 pm

ISO Husband-friendly, easy Shabbos meals!

My husband is very friendly, but how dare you call him "easy"! And no, you can't have him for Shabbos meals. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.

Mrs.K

Tue, May 26 2009, 3:32 pm

louche wrote:

ISO Husband-friendly, easy Shabbos meals!

My husband is very friendly, but how dare you call him "easy"! And no, you can't have him for Shabbos meals. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, May 26 2009, 3:38 pm

Mrs.K wrote:

louche wrote:

ISO Husband-friendly, easy Shabbos meals!

My husband is very friendly, but how dare you call him "easy"! And no, you can't have him for Shabbos meals. You oughtta be ashamed of yourself.

↑ Carefulmom ↓

Tue, May 26 2009, 3:41 pm

↑ louche ↓

Tue, May 26 2009, 5:10 pm

out of curiosity

You can have mine if you want

↑ Fox ↓

Tue, May 26 2009, 5:33 pm

How did they do it in the olden days?

embarrassed

Oh, it's about blintzes!