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The brain of a Jew!!



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Imma




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2009, 1:46 pm
This is a true incident that happened in New York
A Jewish man walked into a bank in New York City one day and
asked for the loan officer.
He told the loan officer that he was going to Isreal
on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The
bank officer told him that the
bank would need some form of security for the loan.
The Jewish man handed over the keys to a new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of
the bank. He produced the title and everything
checked out.
The loan officer agreed to accept the car as
collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its
officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the
Jewish man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into
the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later, the Jewish man returned, repaid the $5,000
and the interest, which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "Sir, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles
us is, why would you bother to borrow "$5,000?"
The Jewish man replied: "Where else in New York City can I
park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when
I return'"
Ah, the brain of the Jews ...
This is why Isreal is shining.



wasn't that a good one? LOL
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Fresh




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2009, 1:51 pm
I heard this in a different version, some ten-fifteen yrs ago,nothing with judiasm involved. But the story is cute, nonetheless.
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pink_nails




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2009, 1:57 pm
Love this story. I've read it in a few diff. places and every time I read it I get a kick out of it! LOL
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Mommastuff




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2009, 2:28 pm
I too have heard it before. still cute! LOL
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goodheart




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2009, 2:34 pm
very cute! Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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Pineapple




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, May 12 2009, 8:21 pm
Thumbs Up
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shmoozer




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 13 2009, 8:32 pm
I love it! LOL LOL LOL
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marina




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 13 2009, 9:19 pm
http://www.snopes.com/humor/qu.....2.asp

These are jokes. Yours is the 3rd one on that page and instead of a Jew, they used a blonde.
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sun




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 13 2009, 9:27 pm
I don't care if it happened to a blonde or a jew...but its definitely a cute 1!
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wubby




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, May 13 2009, 9:31 pm
I also heard it before, but still very cute!!
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Faiga




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2009, 6:41 pm
wubby wrote:
I also heard it before, but still very cute!!

Same here.. LOL
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ny21




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 01 2009, 10:20 pm
that was funny
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mama-star




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 01 2009, 10:43 pm
Rolling Laughter
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ra_mom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Sep 01 2009, 10:56 pm
I still laugh every time I hear this one! LOL
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