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mama-star  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 03 2009, 11:56 pm
...you've got THIS!

I saw a sign on a house today that said "warning! protected by ribono shel olam security systems!"

it was shaped like one of these small security signs and had a mogen dovid on it, very professional looking, no ganeff would realize it wasn't a real security company!!

(well, I guess that IS a real security company!!) LOL
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louche




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 03 2009, 11:58 pm
A Jewish goniff would.
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greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 03 2009, 11:59 pm
the question is - what would a jewish thief do ... Wink
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  mama-star




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, May 03 2009, 11:59 pm
ok, that's true! but maybe the powerful message of the sign would awaken him to teshuva? Wink
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 04 2009, 12:05 am
or say "you jewish fool" and take his stuff anyways ...
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  greenfire




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 04 2009, 12:09 am
oh can you steal the sign for me - I'll put it to good use ... Idea
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, May 04 2009, 12:14 am
mama-star wrote:
...you've got THIS!

I saw a sign on a house today that said "warning! protected by ribono shel olam security systems!"

it was shaped like one of these small security signs and had a mogen dovid on it, very professional looking, no ganeff would realize it wasn't a real security company!!

(well, I guess that IS a real security company!!) LOL

Clever and oh so witty , how I would love to see a would be's face Tongue Out
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