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effess




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:04 am
Just answer my why question based on your imagination and ask your own why question.

Example
Me: why are there toys in my floor

Next person: because you have a playgroup at your house

Why does my house smell like lemon grass?

Etc etc.
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:09 am
effess wrote:
Just answer my why question based on your imagination and ask your own why question.

Example
Me: why are there toys in my floor

Next person: because you have a playgroup at your house

Why does my house smell like lemon grass?

Etc etc.


Because your 4 year old picked flowers to make your house pretty and that's what she found.

Why is there so many bees in the kitchen?
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effess




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:12 am
Because your name is Devorah so you decorated your wallpaper with bee stamps

Why is my daughter on the roof
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GLUE




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:16 am
effess wrote:
Because your name is Devorah so you decorated your wallpaper with bee stamps

Why is my daughter on the roof


Because your roof is flat and that's were she rides her bike.

Why is my neighbor parked in my spot?
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effess




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:23 am
Because she’s trying to annoy you to test your patience

Why is my husband outside in the rain?
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heidi




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:26 am
Because the tzaddik is cleaning out the gutters so your house doesn't flood.

Why is my son not ready for school?
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Lake




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:33 am
Because school isn’t starting yet
Why is there grass outside?
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love vegetables




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:35 am
Because he still wants to play
Why am I so tired?!
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effess




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:36 am
Maybe because you were counting sheep last night till very late. You got to 600,000 when the sun was coming up.

Why am I not writing lesson plans
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oh em gee




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:50 am
Because tom will be a snow day. So no school.

Why did I not start cooking for yt?
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effess




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 12:52 am
Because your mother in law is bringing everything fresh when she arrives in a week

Why do I see my lipstick open?
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SG18




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 4:12 am
Because your toddler was so kind as to test it out for you, all over her face. So thoughtful!

Why is my floor white?
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unexpected




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 6:10 am
Your kid spilled a 20lb bag of flour

Why did my porch fall off my house?
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SuperWify




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 6:18 am
You had a hurricane.

Why is there grape juice on your carpet?
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marvinkay




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 7:01 am
Because you hosted a kiddush.

Why do my kids like candy?
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a2z




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 7:03 am
Because they were born

Why am I not sleeping
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garfield




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 7:23 am
Because you are hanging out on Imamother!

Why did I empty all my wardrobes?
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ap




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 7:33 am
You were looking for that 1 navy shell you know you have somewhere

Why am I on the computer instead of doing stuff?
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ShaniF




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:18 am
Because you didn't finish your morning coffee yet so the day can't start.

Why is my head pounding so early in the morning?
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ap




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 21 2023, 9:33 am
Because you didn't eat a good supper last night

Why am I cold in September
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