School-Homework | Imamother

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Tue, Aug 30 2005, 1:13 pm

Homework

TEACHER: So your dog ate your homework?
FRED: Yes, teacher.
TEACHER: And where is your dog right now?
FRED: He's at the vet. He doesn't like math any more than I do.

PUPIL: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
TEACHER: Of course not.
PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

TEACHER: Did you do your homework?
PUPIL: No teacher.
TEACHER: Do you have an excuse?
PUPIL: Yes, it's all my mother's fault.
TEACHER: She kept you from doing it?
PUPIL: No, she didn't nag me enough. LOL

TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing.
PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!

TEACHER: How do you like doing your homework?
PUPIL: I like doing nothing better.

TEACHER: That should be enough homework to keep you busy.
PUPIL: That should be enough homework to keep the Chinese Army busy.

FRED: I have so much homework to finish the teacher said she may send someone to my home.
HARRY: To talk to your parents?
FRED: No, to help me carry it to school.

TEACHER: Young man, did you do all your home work last night?
FRED: No, teacher. I did some of it last night, some of it in the middle of the night,
and the rest of it early this morning.

TEACHER: Your homework assignment last night was to draw a map of Texas including all the rivers in that state. Why didn't you finish it?
FRED: I ran out of paper. I thought you wanted it actual size.

TEACHER: Young man, this is the first homework assignment you've handed in all week. Why is that?
RICHARD: I was in a hurry last night and didn't have time to think up a good excuse.

TEACHER: Young man, where's your homework assignment?
FRED: It blew away while I was coming to school.
TEACHER: I see. And why are you late for school?
FRED: I had to wait for a heavy wind.

TEACHER: Young man, you've told me that your homework blew off your desk and out an open window into the trash. The trash was picked up this
morning and you can't retrieve your homework because it is now buried in
a nuclear waste dump. Do you really expect me to believe all that garbage?
FRED: No, but did you really expect me to do all that homework?

LOL