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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 12:46 am    Post subject: Wanna marry me??????/
 
OK, of course it's a joke. But in NY state, it is now legal for an imamother to marry another imamother......
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 12:51 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
ok. great. so who wants to be the shadchan?
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 12:52 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
No thanks. I'll stay with a Husband.
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 12:53 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
not for another 30 days
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 12:57 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
Great. More work for divorce attorneys! Perhaps I should go to law school...
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:12 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
I wonder if more people will get hiv aids and all that stuff. sorry I don't know the names.
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:20 am    Post subject: Re: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
havefaith wrote:
I wonder if more people will get hiv aids and all that stuff. sorry I don't know the names.


please tell me you are joking
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:21 am    Post subject:
 
the ignorance is appalling.

Do you really wonder, havefaith, whether a measure to allow people to marry and cement their monogamous relationship will cause more people to get HIV?

Do you really think, opinionated, that gay people have higher divorce rates than straights? Is that based on some recent studies out of massachusetts or vermont?
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:29 am    Post subject:
 
marina wrote:
the ignorance is appalling.

Do you really wonder, havefaith, whether a measure to allow people to marry and cement their monogamous relationship will cause more people to get HIV?

Do you really think, opinionated, that gay people have higher divorce rates than straights? Is that based on some recent studies out of massachusetts or vermont?
It totally slipped my mind that they have relations way before getting married. Well, time to go to bed..
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:33 am    Post subject:
 
marina wrote:
Do you really think, opinionated, that gay people have higher divorce rates than straights? Is that based on some recent studies out of massachusetts or vermont?


I didn't think Opinionated implied that they would have a higher divorce rate, just that even if they have the same divorce rate as straight couples it would generate more work for divorce attorneys.

I was going to mention that she should look at the bright side of things - more work for wedding planners, wedding venues, photographers, caterers, etc. Proponents of the bill have suggested that it generate $400 million for the state. Of course, opponents point out that the newfound bill would allow spouses to receive Social Security benefits, unemployment benefits, disability benefits and inheritance benefits that would strip the state of revenue.
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:41 am    Post subject: Re: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
OPINIONATED wrote:
Great. More work for divorce attorneys! Perhaps I should go to law school...


Marina, I understood this to mean that more closeted gay people in unhappy marriages will now divorce in order to pursue open relationships with other gay people that can be their potential marriage partners.
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 1:47 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
ok kitov I will marry you as long as

1: you agree to work full time and your parents agree to pay 1000 dollars a month to support me in kollel
2: you come from yichus
3: you dont use plastic tablecloths on shabbos
4: you dont wear the crossover part of the seatbelt that crosses over your chest chas veshoelaces
5: you dont have red hair (horrors, gasp, it better be auburn or strawberry blonde, not RED Rolling Eyes )
6: you dont go to kimpeturin homes LOL Wink
7: you plan to breastfeed your babies for at least 2 years each
8: no epidural obviously
9: you will do upsherin with our boys
10: you dont smoke weed
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 2:06 am    Post subject: Re: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
gold21 wrote:
ok kitov I will marry you as long as

1: you agree to work full time and your parents agree to pay 1000 dollars a month to support me in kollel
2: you come from yichus
3: you dont use plastic tablecloths on shabbos
4: you dont wear the crossover part of the seatbelt that crosses over your chest chas veshoelaces
5: you dont have red hair (horrors, gasp, it better be auburn or strawberry blonde, not RED Rolling Eyes )
6: you dont go to kimpeturin homes LOL Wink
7: you plan to breastfeed your babies for at least 2 years each
8: no epidural obviously
9: you will do upsherin with our boys
10: you dont smoke weed


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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 2:08 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
Oh but the new couple always spends the first Pesach with the girl's parents...ok so how will you two settle on where to go?
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 2:16 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
Who gets the Shas ? or do you both get jewellry and sheitals ?

Who gives the baby names ?
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 2:19 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
Is one partner going to default to all the husbandly duties and the other the wifely duties?
Or will you have to set out everything in the kesuba?

ie, who lights the menora
who makes kiddush
who makes hamotzi
who is responsible for changing the light bulbs
who cooks
who washes dishes
who has the babies

the list is never ending - that would be a very long kesuba!!
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 2:30 am    Post subject: Re: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
In the kitchen wrote:
Is one partner going to default to all the husbandly duties and the other the wifely duties?
Or will you have to set out everything in the kesuba?

ie, who lights the menora
who makes kiddush
who makes hamotzi
who is responsible for changing the light bulbs
who cooks
who washes dishes
who has the babies

the list is never ending - that would be a very long kesuba!!


Forget all that stuff...who cleans out the bottom of the sink, and who takes out the garbage ?
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 3:30 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
Which one of ypu go to the salon vs barber? Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 3:32 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
For the one who wont be waxing; PLEASE WEAR TIGHTS IN BORO PARK!!
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PostPosted: Sun, Jun 26 2011, 3:35 am    Post subject: re: Wanna marry me??????/
 
Nah, I'm just kidding. Nothing wrong with gays. Plz no one take offense.
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