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ny21

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 7:05 pm

EX- 1. "Go to the party ! " you might meet someone"!

2. Are you O.k. ? after you have been in the bathroom
for only three minutes. LOL

Last edited by ny21 on Fri, Sep 07 2007, 1:17 pm; edited 1 time in total

binah918

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 7:43 pm

Jewish Mothers (www.bangitout.com)
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MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
" Nu, After all that money your father and I spent for you on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"So Mister Big Sailor Boy, I don't care what you discovered, how come you didn't once even write a postcard!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like all the other kids? You maybe no idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Hokay, so if you ain't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you maybe wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

MARY'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better! grade than you."

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Listen to me Please Abie, for your own good I'm telling you: it's your senior picture. Couldn't you do maybe something about your hair? Something. Ah comb, maybe?

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing good money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

JONAH'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"A nice story. A wonderful story. A writer you should be. Now tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"

binah918

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 7:45 pm

Things A Jewish Mother Would Never Say (www.bangitout.com)

"Marry him? Just live with him.....I don't need any grandchildren"

"Be good, and for your birthday, I'll buy you a motorcycle!"

"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

"Don't bother wearing a jacket - it's quite warm out."

"Let me smell that shirt - yeah, it's good for another week."

"I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity."

"Yeah, I used to skip school, too."

"Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery."

"Could you make the music louder. I'd like to hear it, too?"

"I don't have a tissue - use your sleeve."

"Well, if Timmy's Mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

"Of course you should walk to school and back. What's the big deal about crossing a few busy streets?"

"Would you kids like to skip dinner tonight?"

"If she wants you to move back East to live near her family, it's fine with me."

"Mother's day, Shmother's Day you just go to the beach and enjoy yourselves."

"You don't have to call me every week. I know how busy you are."

"Your father's a saint. You should only be just like him."

"You are so lucky to have your in-laws"

carrot

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 8:48 pm

Seriously now, how many of your mothers really fit this stereotype? Mine definitely does not!

imaamy

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 9:45 pm

When I would complain about my fat legs, my mother, alva shalom, used to say, "do you know how many people in wheeelchairs would be happy to have your legs?" I still think about that on fat days!

ny21

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 9:47 pm

Carrot -
thank G-d my mother was not like that. Very Happy

ny21

Tue, Jul 25 2006, 9:48 pm

My parents would say their are kids in such and such place
who are starving.so EAT!

Last edited by ny21 on Tue, Dec 12 2006, 8:54 pm; edited 1 time in total

technic

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 3:53 am

binah ty 4 posting!!! LOL

Ruchel

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 5:05 am

"Ok, leave the greens, but at least EAT THE MEAT!" LOL

2mins later:
"Ok, do you want French fries instead of greens?"
LOL

Coke Slurpee

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 1:05 pm

OMG! Ruchel, I just did that last night LOL

Ruchel

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 1:06 pm

Sonniboni wrote:

OMG! Ruchel, I just did that last night LOL

Hey, not surprising LOL

imanut

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 2:53 pm

"when the parent is tired the child goes to sleep"
"when the parent is hungry the child eats"
"when the parent is cold the child wears a sweater"

ny21

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 6:14 pm

Imanut that was cute!

ny21

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 6:59 pm

why are you wearing your glasses 8) !

I edited this for a picture ^ see above of a emoticons with glasses .

Last edited by ny21 on Sat, Sep 08 2007, 11:23 pm; edited 1 time in total

anon

Wed, Jul 26 2006, 8:09 pm

"Get your hair out of your face!"

challi

Thu, Jul 27 2006, 3:41 am

my baby sitter (who is the mother & grandmother to quite a few yiddishe kinderlach) told me that she was so worried that my baby wouldn't eat while she was at her house. She said it like this...

"She was playing so much. How could she not be hungry? I tried bread and peaches and cereal and plum, I even gave her a cookie. She wouldn't even take a cookie. I've never seen a child who didn't want a cookie!! She just nibbled a little on everything."

I calmed her down and told her not to worry, my baby only eats for fun she just turned 8month and anyway she is considered overweight. I reassured her that she does eat just that she prefers that her food comes from the source (ME). Plus she had only been there for 4 hrs!

Then on the way home she fell alseep and slept for an hour. The whole time I fretted that she must be starving.

Who ever said Jewish mothers were obsessed with their children eating? Wink

brooklyn

Thu, Jul 27 2006, 7:17 am

A rich Jewish man had just purchased a yacht. What did he name it?
The "S S MEIN KINDT"

withhumor

Sun, Sep 24 2006, 9:14 pm

I said no. Why? Because you’re too young!!!

A minute later…

I said no! Why? Because you don’t act your age.

Ever notice how Jewish mothers suddenly bump you up to the age of your next birthday when it is convenient? How confusing to never be your age!

mumoo

Thu, Nov 30 2006, 2:47 pm

brooklyn wrote:

A rich Jewish man had just purchased a yacht. What did he name it?
The "S S MEIN KINDT"

my mother would never openly praise me (I overheard her tho) she said I don't have to tell you how wnderful you are, let other people tell me

ps, I praise my children to their faces!

amother

Thu, Nov 30 2006, 3:06 pm

When I was young and beautiful embarrassed

spending time to make myself look my best, I would ask my mother "how do I look?"

Her reply?
"You'll do... in a crowd... if nobody's looking."

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