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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:40 pm
In light of last night's jokes that I really enjoyed, I'm starting a jokes thread. I could really use the laughs as I'm sure many others can too.

Popcorn Party's on! Get the jokes going!
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:51 pm
Following!!
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hodeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:57 pm
What do u call a fish with no I's?
A fsh
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Lovable  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:59 pm
Yay! Thank you!
Gotta think of some
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  hodeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 1:59 pm
What's Bruce lee's favorite drink?
Wattaaaahhh
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:01 pm
What do you call a patronizing robber going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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  Lovable  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:03 pm
Whats the best thing about Switzerland? I dont know but the flag is a big plus
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:03 pm
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toad

Last edited by Lovable on Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:08 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:04 pm
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer
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  Lovable  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:05 pm
What kind of shoes do burglars wear? Sneakers
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  Lovable  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:06 pm
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta
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Moonlight




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:07 pm
Lovable wrote:
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? His car got toed

Toad/towed. But no toed
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 2:08 pm
Moonlight wrote:
Toad/towed. But no toed

Yes sir! typo
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:13 pm
Bump
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:16 pm
hodeez wrote:
What do you call a patronizing robber going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

Ahahaha
Keeping this one
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:39 pm
Amother buttercup here…

B’rshus haOP I will post jokes here.

So those worried about elul and my yom hadin can all take a deep breath.
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:40 pm
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?


Diddly squats
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:41 pm
Have you tried eating a clock?

It’s really time consuming.

Especially if you go for seconds.
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:41 pm
Some people thing prison is just one word

But to robbers it’s the whole sentence
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amother
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Post Wed, Sep 14 2022, 7:42 pm
What did 0 say to 8?

Nice belt
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