Ima click bait. You can do it too!

Jewishfoodie ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:26 pm

(Reference to another thread removed, per request of OP of that other thread.)- mod

I realized how much fun it was to "click bait" or, "bait and switch."

So here's my first contribution.

Try, if you dare...

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↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:28 pm

"My husband slept with his..."

HI Imas,
I was wondering if this is normal. Last night, my husband slept with his pajama bottoms ON. Should I be concerned?

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:30 pm

"My child ate a finger. Wwyd?"

Last night I served chicken fingers. And my son (I have no sons. Hyperbole, peoples..) My son only ate ONE. Should I check if hes malnourished or maybe needs therapy?

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amother

Blonde ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:32 pm

My husband and his secretary

So, last week my husband gave his secretary a $100 bonus. She's been with our company for 5 years and I think she's great! I think she deserves more. Especially if we don't want her to leave. Am I right?

MiracleMama ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:34 pm

My son has lost his marbles!! Help!

He’s terribly upset. Which toy store has nice sets so I can replace them?

amother

↑ Blonde ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:35 pm

MiracleMama wrote:

My son has lost his marbles!! Help!

He’s terribly upset. Which toy store has nice sets so I can replace them?

😂

↑ lilies

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:40 pm

"Husband threatened me"

We were in the jewelry store and I couldn't decide between the $5000 earrings and the $10,000 watch. Husband threatened to buy both. Which one would you have picked?

amother

Maroon

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:45 pm

Caught my husband cheating!

I thought he was as committed as I am. We started a new diet together last week. Today I found chocolate bar wrappers in his sock drawer. I feel so betrayed!

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tweety1

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:50 pm

"looking for massager"

Tried a few massagers. Didn't like any of them. Can somebody recommend one I can get and use via text or Whatsapp? Illustrative instructions is a big plus. TIA

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:53 pm

MIL and her son in law?!

Last week my mother in law got the flu. Now I found out that my brother in law has the flu too. Is it that catchy? Should I get the flu shot?

hodeez

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:54 pm

"I think I'm bi.."
Lingual. I can say gracias and mucho denero!

flowerpower

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:54 pm

“Shocked at what I just saw on dh phone”

Our anniversary is coming up soon. Dh phone was buzzing on the table so I gave a glance at it. I saw a message from the travel agent about tickets to the place I have been dreaming to go to since like forever.

amother

Brunette ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:56 pm

At my road test I made an accident!

I guess it could happen if you're nowhere near a bathroom

amother

↑ Blonde ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 9:56 pm

My boss tried to look up my skirt!

So, I got this new skirt last week, and it was a cute plaid, pleated number, and it's my new go to. And I know my boss has a daughter my age but I caught him doing a web search titled "grey and maroon pleated skirt". Should I tell him I got it at Zaras?

amother

Seagreen ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 10:05 pm

My husband left me...

A bouquet of flowers and a box of chocolate on my nightstand in honor of my birthday, but I'm on a diet... WWYD?

↑ Jewishfoodie ↓

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 10:06 pm

"An Avocado almost killed me."

So, I was opening an avodaco wiht a sharp knife. I sliced all around it to twist it open, and then jabbed the knife into the pit to get it out and I came about 2 and a half inches from slashing open my radial artery and I almost died on the spot! But then I didn't and I made some yummy guacamole. You have to be so careful when opening avocados..

I mean, it's gonna look really weird if they write, "she was opening an avocado" on my headstone..

ddmom

Mon, Jan 13 2020, 10:09 pm

This thread is hilarious!! Keep them coming!
Rolling Laughter

I don't have much imagination to make my own but I'll keep on laughing!