What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ AlwaysThinking ↓

Mon, Jul 16 2012, 4:58 pm

"Is there a connection between the two?" under the Nursing forum.

shock

↑ leah66 ↓

Mon, Jul 16 2012, 10:09 pm

Internet Prayer
Hashem, I will not leave this circle until you grant internet to your people!

↑ bluebird ↓

Mon, Jul 16 2012, 10:33 pm

"Shidduchim: Who cares more about money, boys or girls?"

Warren Zevon.

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Jul 16 2012, 11:17 pm

enneamom wrote:

yy wrote:

to the last bunch! Thanks for helping me start my day laughing.

YY, did you see your award on the previous page? Wink

Awwwww! How did I miss that? That is really sweet and touching and thoughtful and you actually made my day. Smile

So, enneamom, this is for you:

Now don't go thanking me back or this thread will never get back to business. Just "like" this post, if you must. Wink

And go have yourself a lovely night. All of you. And now - back to our regular scheduled wackiness.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 2:01 am

"Reading trashy novels to improve relations"

Hmmm... not sure how this would work. You mean those cheap-o Harlequin Romance novels?

I think lots of women read them instead of having relations...

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 4:58 am

"How would you feel about a gun in the house?"

Depends on who's holding it.

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 6:27 am

"Anyone have a child after age 39?"

Mine usually start at age 0 and work their way up from there.

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 7:58 am

"Modest Swimsuit - where get online?"

"to" - those two letters would not put your subject line over the limit

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 10:03 am

"Anyone have number for blue prince?"

I guess even a sad prince is better than a pauper.

Wonder why she feels she has to settle for a sad prince. Maybe she's been reading the "Does a girl's size affect shidduchim" thread.

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 10:26 am

"Wedding soon after due date"

Not the way we do things, but I guess it looks better than walking down the aisle pregnant.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 10:39 am

5*Mom wrote:

"Wedding soon after due date"

Not the way we do things, but I guess it looks better than walking down the aisle pregnant.

I was just going to post the same!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 1:16 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Reading trashy novels to improve relations"

Hmmm... not sure how this would work. You mean those cheap-o Harlequin Romance novels?

I think lots of women read them instead of having relations...

↑ grin ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 1:37 pm

chani8 wrote:

"Modest Swimsuit - where get online?"

"to" - those two letters would not put your subject line over the limit

↑ grin

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 1:38 pm

5*Mom wrote:

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 1:46 pm

I feel nothing for 9 av

I'm not in love with ninth avenue either, but why would I be? It's just a street, and not an especially lovely one, either.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 2:21 pm

Anyone give birth in NYU? How is it?

I would imagine it's done pretty much the same way as everywhere else.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 2:25 pm

Rebbetzin Altusky Needs Tehillim

Mrs. Gross needs Mishlei, Miss Weinfeld needs Yishaiyah, and Rebbetzin Taub needs Divrei Hayamim. Now as to books for Limudei Chol for the fall semester...

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 2:55 pm

Almond date smoothie

I've heard of shidduch dates and tefillin dates, but what's an "almond date"?

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2012, 2:57 pm

Kosher concubine

We are definitely not making aliyah.