How you know a non jew has been around jews (light thread)

cbg

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 9:55 pm

The guard at our Shul wishes everyone Shabbat Shalom, Shavua Tov, Chodesh Tov, etc.
He also reminds ppl which Perasha we are reading.
He listens to the aRabbi’s daily class, that is broadcasted live on itorah.com

↑ BH Yom Yom ↓

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 9:57 pm

dietcokeaddict wrote:

When my obgyn (a religious catholic) told me that checking how far I'm dilated during labor shouldn't hurt more than checking myself before the mikvah.
She was wrong, but I still found it hilarious.

Love this site

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 10:17 pm

A female car service driver that works in a small community, told me she can tell when someone takes their leftover shalach monos and randomly puts it together for her or if she gets a “real” one!!

Oldest

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 10:21 pm

My ob came to do the post baby checkup in the hospital. She told me she's sending in a script for bc now so I can get to the mikvah as soon as possible 😀

MangoSmoothie

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 10:36 pm

BusyMama1 wrote:

When my coworker came in with hair dyed and said "Oh, this is my Shabbos Sheitel, the other one is by the Sheitel Machor!"

This one is too funny!

juggling

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 10:41 pm

I took my kids to the meadowlands fair and one ride operator, a black woman, came over to me. She said "I like to give the kids a treat after the ride, but don't worry I have kosher lollipops." I was floored. I think she gives out lollipops just so she can show off that she can identify who's going to ask for a kosher one. And here we are thinking we blend in with the crowd 😉.

hufflepuff

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 10:44 pm

When I shop in very Jewish neighborhoods and the non-Jewish workers are humming along and mumbling the hebrew/yiddish words in the music. Gets me every time.

↑ singleagain

Sat, Jul 15 2023, 11:30 pm

Uses terms like OTD, and frum to describe ppl's religious levels

AmedeoAvogadro

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 4:51 am

Probably controversial, but my mother's cleaning lady happily introduces herself, "Hello it's the g*yte"

princessleah ↓

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 11:32 am

My xtian coworker from TX gave my son a check for $108 for his bar mitzvah!

2cents

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 11:38 am

princessleah wrote:

My xtian coworker from TX gave my son a check for $108 for his bar mitzvah!

I don't even know what 108 is...I know 101 and 118 and 126 and 152.. but what's 108?

↑ imasinger

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 11:43 am

2cents wrote:

I don't even know what 108 is...I know 101 and 118 and 126 and 152.. but what's 108?

I assume 18 (chai) x 6

amf

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 12:07 pm

2cents wrote:

I don't even know what 108 is...I know 101 and 118 and 126 and 152.. but what's 108?

What's 101?

↑ princessleah

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 12:16 pm

imasinger wrote:

I assume 18 (chai) x 6

I don’t think it was all that complicated. I think he was trying to work the 18 in there but basically wanted to give 100

cuties' mom

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 12:20 pm

My son's not Jewish therapist used to sing ivri anochi.
When my oldest was around 6, my cleaning lady asked how he could eat breakfast if he didn't daven yet

mm56

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 2:13 pm

My Chinese tailor told me I was lengthening my skirt to be longer than the Rebbitzen.

new oldie ↓

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 2:56 pm

My gardener tells me every summer he knows when the summer holiday where we don’t do the lawns for about a week is coming up. So he tells me he tries to come with enough time that the grass doesn’t look too bad.
He does lots of houses in the development so he knows everything lol

fleetwood

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 2:59 pm

new oldie wrote:

When don't you do lawns for a week?

↑ Highstrung ↓

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 3:03 pm

The HR woman at one of my DH’s jobs would hand out a bag of apples and honey before Rosh Hashana to all the frum employees and she would print out the Yehi Ratzon but it would be printed backwards , like the alphabet .

↑ new oldie

Sun, Jul 16 2023, 3:04 pm

fleetwood wrote:

When don't you do lawns for a week?

Nine days