What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Mon, Oct 30 2023, 6:52 pm

Queen Of Hearts wrote:

Now now, are you accepting marriage proposals just like that over Imamother?

Course not! It depends on the stones cut, clarity, carat etc etc. then we can possibly talk marriage proposal.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 5:53 am

Flirtatiousness and romance have no address

Do they have a phone number at least?

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 5:56 am

NechaMom wrote:

Flirtatiousness and romance have no address

Do they have a phone number at least?

Ugh
Was gonna have the nuvaring sent there.
We need an alternative before we have to resort to the black market

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 6:34 am

DH follows the script

Get a good screenwriter.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 6:46 am

How old were you when you started seeing grey hair?

I think I was about 6 days old when I saw my grandmother for the first time. Her hair was grey. Did I break a record?

↑ Queen Of Hearts ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 7:46 am

What do we gain when people are fired

More job openings?

↑ Food ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 8:04 am

WWYD? (Dh not working)

Take him to the mechanic for a diagnostic.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 9:42 am

Baby bonnets - choking hazard?

Warning: do not ingest. Choking hazard.

↑ unnamed ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 9:43 am

Get rid of runny nose

Your nose will stop running eventually, but it will never grow back. Don't make any rash decisions!

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 9:43 am

Get rid of runny nose

Keep your nose, even if it's runny.

↑ NechaMom ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 9:58 am

Get rid of runny nose

Don’t throw away the baby with the bath water.

↑ honeymoon ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 2:59 pm

Quick! Is bubble wrap muktzah?

Is it almost shabbos? I thought it was Tuesday!

↑ honeymoon ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 3:03 pm

Toys that will keep him stimulated.

I really need to get my mind out of the gutter. (after noticing it's in toddlers)

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Tue, Oct 31 2023, 11:42 pm

Anyone ever been to the Bahamas?
Lots of us don’t even have to spend on airfare and lodgings + the time and effort to pack and fly over.
-For those of us lucky enough to be surrounded by humans acting as Bahamas… (sorry my Hebrew keyboard not working now)

↑ NechaMom ↓

Wed, Nov 01 2023, 11:03 am

Help me figure out hafrashas challah Thurs night

I have other obligations on Thurs night. Can I help you figure it out now while I’m available?

↑ write4right ↓

Wed, Nov 01 2023, 11:23 am

Is there a oven that looks like a microwave?

Um, I think it's called a microwave oven. Available on Amazon or anywhere else appliances are sold. Basically, it's an oven that uses microwaves to cook things. As opposed to using a conventional heat source.

↑ write4right ↓

Wed, Nov 01 2023, 12:19 pm

Meeting between Brooklyn and Lakewood.

This could be super interesting. What will they discuss? Schools? Traffic? Or will it be an argument of my restaurants are better than your restaurants?

ETA: I think actually It makes the most sense that it was Brooklyn that arranged in the meeting. It felt bad about all the people leaving it to Lakewood and wants to see if it can work something out.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Nov 01 2023, 2:42 pm

Where could it be??!!

-in household help

Great question!
I ponder the same 🤔

↑ Genius ↓

Wed, Nov 01 2023, 2:44 pm

Sunny Days wrote:

Where could it be??!!

-in household help

Great question!
I ponder the same 🤔

Either in the operating room or at their funeral. These are the two options I know.

↑ Sunny Days ↓

Wed, Nov 01 2023, 2:46 pm

Genius wrote:

Either in the operating room or at their funeral. These are the two options I know.

Friend in Walmart heard a lady calling in “sick” she says “misses, no come. Me hospital”