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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 11 2011, 5:15 am

How to eat sushi politely

For starters, even if it's really bad sushi, be careful what you say, how and to whom.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 11 2011, 10:56 am

How to ask politely to behave in shul?

Please, ma'am, would it be all right with you if I behaved now?

↑ Barbara ↓

Sun, Dec 11 2011, 4:52 pm

What to do when ppl just dont like u by default?

Make sure that your tichel is tied in a manner that matches your skirt.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 11 2011, 6:45 pm

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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 11 2011, 6:48 pm

Help me buy a coat please

Is there a secure Paypal account set up for donations?

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Inviting bak

To help us help you, can you tell us for what occasion, and who is bak?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 7:36 am

Anyone here sell shells from home?

Or by the seashore?
(I don't get that. Sally would do much better setting up a kiosk far from the beach.)

↑ shoeboxgirly

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 8:14 am

help! what do people wear for bar mitzvahs?

Usually clothes, but lady gaga wore meat to an awards ceremony...you could do that

↑ hadasa ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 8:26 am

No baby present

... At this top-secret meeting, we are here to discuss new strategies to deal with the babies' conspiracy to rule the world by augmenting the sounds of their cries, the stench factor of their diapers and their number of waking hours. We have installed special scanning technology to make sure that there is No Baby Present in this room so that the discussion can take place freely.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 8:45 am

Hadasa--

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 11:22 am

help! what do people wear for bar mitzvahs?

I don't know--I've never worn a bar mitzvah

Does anyone need a pink baby playmat?

Does anyone truly need anything beyond food, clothing, shelter and someone to love?

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 2:42 pm

How to stop people from Staring!

Poke out their eyes.

↑ TranquilityAndPeace ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 3:09 pm

She's forgotten how the 99% lives:

I had a feeling, when I watched the Royal Wedding, that Kate would forget what it's like to be like the rest of us.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 7:30 pm

Please suggest a good book!

I respectfully suggest THE Good Book

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 8:14 pm

thank you note for a salad or kugel

Dear Salad or Kugel,
Thank you so much for being such a delicious part of our meal....

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 8:28 pm

"Typing Speed?"

Simple. "S" is the third key in from te left, second row from the bottom. "P" can be found on the upper right, two keys in from the ENTER key. "E" (you'll need two of these) is three keys in from the TAB key on the upper left. "D" is just to the lower right of "E". All done!

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 12 2011, 9:46 pm

Why is it unforunate not to have used birth control?

For the obvious reason you don't want the baby.

↑ AlwaysGrateful ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 12:23 pm

"Help! Bottle of olive oil just smashed!"

Uh oh. Was that the one that was supposed to last for eight days?

↑ grin ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 12:30 pm

"How I kept from turning into a 35 year-old.."

well, I hate to be morbid, but there's only one way that I know of to assure you of not getting any older - and in that event, I don't think you would be able to post here anymore
but hey - what's so bad about turning 35??? just wait until you hit 36!

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 7:15 pm

grin wrote:

I was thinking exactly that!!!!!

↑ medola ↓

Tue, Dec 13 2011, 7:57 pm

"What's the best way to get from LGA to Lakewood?"
A private helicopter. Or just tap those heels 3 times and say "there's no place like home!"

"Bored stiff in the bath at the Mikvah"
Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make bath-time - so much fun! (bring your kid's bath toys, maybe?)

"My husband is too frum for intimacy"
Time to resort to the ol' sheet with the hole in the middle? (someone -not religious - actually asked me if I used one after my wedding day! shock

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"Is diaohragm the same kind of problem as IUD?"
(This one just made me laugh and left me baffled.)
Both the diaphragm and IUD are forms of birth control... but I wouldn't really consider either of them a "problem" under normal circumstances. Often they're sort of "averting" a potential "problem", so to speak, if one is not ready for another baby! But, sure, I can see them as both being the same kind of problem if you are, in fact, trying to get pregnant.

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