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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 3:59 pm
zaq wrote:
What is your Sukkah made of?
Canvas and steel and fruit that's not real, that's what my Sukkah is made of.
Poles of bamboo and wooden slats, too, that's what my Sukkah is made of.
Paper chains that dissolve when it rains, that's what my Sukkah is made of.


Love it! I sang it in the tune.
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  ShaniF  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 4:09 pm
SAVE ME

I'M COMING, HOLD ON TIGHT AND DIAL 911
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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 4:31 pm
My house is a zoo

Can we come round for a free chol hamoed trip?
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  AmedeoAvogadro  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 5:22 pm
I was a staunch Vaxxer then went completely anti vax - AMA

A vaccine can be undone??? Is there some sort of suction?
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  imamommy5  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 5:32 pm
AmedeoAvogadro wrote:
I was a staunch Vaxxer then went completely anti vax - AMA

A vaccine can be undone??? Is there some sort of suction?

Hah it actually can become undone sort of that's the fear with certain vaccines. We don't know how long immunity will last and unfortunately you might be able to catch it when you're elderly and more vulnerable. Time will tell!
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  unnamed  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 7:21 pm
Chassidishe salmon recipe

Any salmon recipe should work fine. You don't have to cook it differently just because of its dress code.
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 8:14 pm
windchime wrote:
Forgot to take Challah

Forgot to take challah AMA


Every thread I see today my brain automatically adds AMA to the end. I wonder if it’s sleep related or an optical illusion between all the AMA threads??

For eg My house is a zoo. Brain: my house is a zoo AMA
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  NechaMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 8:23 pm
Sunny Days wrote:
Every thread I see today my brain automatically adds AMA to the end. I wonder if it’s sleep related or an optical illusion between all the AMA threads??

For eg My house is a zoo. Brain: my house is a zoo AMA

Me too. And I wonder why some titles are missing it. Like salmon recipes AMA.
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 9:02 pm
Chasidisha salmon recipe

Tie a thick gartel around its middle. Be careful over the fins. Try to find a custom size bekitcha and a rezvhulka while you’re at it,
Cover the head with a shtreimel. You’ll be mekayim the sh’niah lrosh v’lo lezunev in its full glory.

(For a weekday version switch out the shtreimel with a Bieber hat and bekitcha with a rekel).
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  GLUE  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 9:14 pm
Sunny Days wrote:
Chasidisha salmon recipe

Tie a thick gartel around its middle. Be careful over the fins. Try to find a custom size bekitcha and a rezvhulka while you’re at it,
Cover the head with a shtreimel. You’ll be mekayim the sh’niah lrosh v’lo lezunev in its full glory.

(For a weekday version switch out the shtreimel with a Bieber hat and bekitcha with a rekel).


What happens if it's a chasidisha female fish?
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 9:37 pm
GLUE wrote:
What happens if it's a chasidisha female fish?

Hinei b’ohel
They stay hidden in the sea, no chance of getting them dressed. Sorry!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Sep 28 2023, 11:58 pm
I spent $1,000 only on tights

Surprised Did Dior, Chanel, or Prada go nuts?!
Upon opening the thread, phew!
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 12:00 am
GLUE wrote:
What happens if it's a chasidisha female fish?


Shprintzy Salmon learns to tie her shpitzels.
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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 12:16 am
Sweetmommy wrote:
Shprintzy Salmon learns to tie her shpitzels.


Lol
And shloimy (Solomon) salmon learns to keep his streimel on. And to keep shtum about shprintzy.


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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 12:27 am
In sholom bayis issues
BH we have been doing amazing!

Good for you! Now stop bragging, or put an AMA at the end of your title.
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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 2:52 am
Threesome issues

You shouldn't be having a threesome in the first place. Sorry but that's just gross!
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  Sunny Days  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 8:07 am
Busybee5 wrote:
Lol
And shloimy (Solomon) salmon learns to keep his streimel on. And to keep shtum about shprintzy.

You mean shloima salmon? Oops meant shloima zalmen
Eta his last name is fish or fisher?


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  Busybee5  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 8:12 am
Sunny Days wrote:
You mean shloima salmon? Oops meant shloima zalmen


Very Happy 👍🐠
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 8:50 am
Sunny Days wrote:
You mean shloima salmon? Oops meant shloima zalmen


Here I say zalmen leib...
Zalmen leib shik mir a kishka mit a cola soda....or coleslaw....
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  Queen Of Hearts  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Sep 29 2023, 8:51 am
Busybee5 wrote:
Lol
And shloimy (Solomon) salmon learns to keep his streimel on. And to keep shtum about shprintzy.


What's he keeping shtum about?
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