What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Bea21 ↓

Sat, Sep 03 2011, 8:57 pm

"Investing in the Stock Market for Beginners"

Wow! There's a Stock Market for Beginners!
Is that where you get beginners' luck?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 04 2011, 5:15 am

What goes with stuffed cabbage?

Coke (and your stuffed cabbage will definitely go better....)

↑ kalsee ↓

Sun, Sep 04 2011, 12:13 pm

Putting babies to sleep

shock

Can't you give them up for adoption or something?

↑ LUV2SLEEP

Sun, Sep 04 2011, 1:17 pm

kalsee wrote:

Putting babies to sleep

shock

Can't you give them up for adoption or something?

Leesah

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 4:46 am

kalsee wrote:

Putting babies to sleep

shock

Can't you give them up for adoption or something?

*snort, snicker* Rolling Laughter

THAT was funny!! thx!

↑ Bambamama

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 4:50 am

At the dentist when you're TTC

I didn't know people did that at the dentist... shock

↑ RPESN ↓

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 1:24 pm

Who can tell me what's happening with my body?
under Nursing

Uh.., changing blood into milk?
Not read it so don't know what it's really about.

Thanks all for your contributions, this is my favourite thread LOL

↑ Bea21 ↓

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 1:59 pm

"Widening/Enlarging Shaitels"

I have this picture in my head of a lady walking into Kinko's, "Hi, can you enlarge this to fit a 3 x 5 foot poster board?"

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 3:07 pm

Anyone know what I can make with japanese eggplant?

Japanese babaganoosh

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 8:26 pm

"what style gown for sibling wedding a week after give birth?"

Surprised

since she waited this long I'd think waiting a few more weeks wouldn't hurt.....

↑ grace413 ↓

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 8:45 pm

"Does Anybody Know About the Ayin Hara Rebbetzin'

Shocked to hear that a Rebbetzin, of all people, is giving Ayin Hara, to people.

Disclaimer: This does not confirm or deny that I believe in Ayin Hara.

↑ kalsee ↓

Mon, Sep 05 2011, 10:48 pm

LUV2SLEEP wrote:

kalsee wrote:

Putting babies to sleep

shock

Can't you give them up for adoption or something?

Leesah wrote:

kalsee wrote:

Putting babies to sleep

shock

Can't you give them up for adoption or something?

*snort, snicker* Rolling Laughter

THAT was funny!! thx!

Thanks. Apologies to the OP of that thread- someone I know just put their dog to sleep so that was my immediate reaction to the thread title.

↑ shanie5 ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 9:33 am

Toilet training twins together?

And the winner of this weeks tongue twister contest is.....

↑ runninglate ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 9:46 am

what do you think of this sickening ad? I think that is a leading question.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 10:31 am

runninglate wrote:

what do you think of this sickening ad? I think that is a leading question.

I thought so, too!

↑ RPESN ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 12:56 pm

sneak in ingredient?

Only way you'll know if there's a sneak in there, is if you discover some restaurant making your super duper meat dish.

↑ RPESN ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 12:57 pm

what is the chief rabbi jonathan sacks?

I'm afraid although Jonathon Sacks is frum, he is NOT female, therefore there isn't much point in asking him questions on imamother.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 3:10 pm

RPESN wrote:

what is the chief rabbi jonathan sacks?
.

the winning answer on Jeopardy. The clue was "spiritual head of the United Synagogue of the UK"

↑ B"H ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 4:32 pm

who do you think is right or wrong?

yes.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Sep 07 2011, 5:50 pm

pls help me word a complaintpls help me word a complaint

Okay- Tip #1: There's no need to repeat yourself.

2: Spell out your words properly.

3: You need a period and then a space after each sentence.