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NechaMom
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 Sat, Jul 29 2023, 9:29 pm
Why did I go to the grocery now and pay
Because it’s really not okay to steal.
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NechaMom
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 8:00 am
Chocolate mayonnaise cake-pareve
May as well just top it with raisins
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WitchKitty
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 10:02 am
Help me fit in exercise
How about starting with a diet. That way you'll lose weight and you'll be small enough to fit into exercise.
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NechaMom
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 10:37 am
The confident kallah also does BC education
Her confidence is impressive, but honestly I’d rather learn from someone married with experience!
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(:momoftwo:)
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 11:59 am
How do I get divorced?
Step 1: Get married
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zaq
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 12:59 pm
Dollars from the Lubavitcher Rebbe
Sequel to Pennies from Heaven. Inflation, you know.
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sequoia
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 3:21 pm
Where to lease a ca in Brooklyn
Don’t you mean Boston?
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zaq
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 4:37 pm
| sequoia wrote: | Where to lease a ca in Brooklyn
Don’t you mean Boston? |
VERY Funny!
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zaq
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 6:31 pm
Amusement park for dummies
Now, now, be nice: amusement park for the intellectually challenged.
Is it even legal to allow admission solely to the intellectually challenged? And what's different about this amusement park? You can go on some rides only if your IQ is at least this high?
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newinbp
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 6:38 pm
| sequoia wrote: | Where to lease a ca in Brooklyn
Don’t you mean Boston? |
Ahahaha I came here just to write this!!! You said it better 
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NechaMom
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 6:44 pm
| zaq wrote: | Amusement park for dummies
Now, now, be nice: amusement park for the intellectually challenged.
Is it even legal to allow admission solely to the intellectually challenged? And what's different about this amusement park? You can go on some rides only if your IQ is at least this high? |
And I came here to write this but you said it way better. You don’t get admission to the park...
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newinbp
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 7:24 pm
How to stay focused with multiple children
Is that a trick question?
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zaq
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 10:26 pm
Freezing Velveted Chicken
If it's wearing velvet, it shouldn't be freezing. Maybe dressing it in layers world keep it warmer.
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ap
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Sun, Jul 30 2023, 10:50 pm
She can't find the hole
A needle threader was a great invention
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GLUE
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Mon, Jul 31 2023, 7:00 am
Drive school bus to la guardia airport
Is there a school in the air port?
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zaq
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Mon, Jul 31 2023, 8:09 am
| GLUE wrote: | Drive school bus to la guardia airport
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Is there a school in the air port? |
Naw, it's the Magic School Bus and Ms. Frizzle is going to show the kids how aerodynamic design keeps the planes aloft.
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DrMom
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Mon, Jul 31 2023, 1:15 pm
Just started to grow my hair back....
Does anyone else keep reading this as:
Just started to grow hair on my back....
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The Happy Wife
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Mon, Jul 31 2023, 1:49 pm
| DrMom wrote: | Just started to grow my hair back....
Does anyone else keep reading this as:
Just started to grow hair on my back....
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I was just going to post. Keep reading this as
Just started to grow my back hair.... 
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NechaMom
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Mon, Jul 31 2023, 2:35 pm
Am I supposed to feel awkward?
You’re not supposed to, but it’s highly recommended. Especially in a crowd!
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PinkFridge
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Mon, Jul 31 2023, 6:00 pm
What do you use to cover the dough?
A mattress.
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