So embarrassed, can anyone top this??

B'Syata D'Shmya

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 8:02 am

Your neighbor is right now telling your childrens schools to grant your request for lower tuition as you cant even afford tichels!!
I think boxer shorts as a hair covering is the next big thing. You should copywrite it or something.

amother

Lightgray ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 8:50 am

amother Geranium wrote:

When I was in sem in Israel, I ran after a bus because I was late and my skirt fell, there were lots of men standing at the bus stop. I can tell you I wanted the earth to open up and swallow me alive. I don't think I have ever been that embarassed. Can you imagine pulling your skirt up in front of an audience.. omg I am still blushing now 17 years later!!

my friend was walking outside doing playgroup pickup....tons of men and men she knew out picking up their kids....
she had lost tons of weight from nursing and her slinky skirt completely fell down!! no, she was not wearing tights! worse, the skirt got tangled in her crocs and she couldn't get it back up! so she was standing there in her underwear trying to untangle her skirt so she could pull it back up! she avoided those men for a while!

↑ itsokay ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 9:08 am

amother OP wrote:

It does yes! Not nice of me to feel better from someone elses busha tho!

Idk I think hearing everyone's embarrassed stories can help us connect in a positive way. None of us are perfect, we all make mistakes and some of them are really funny!!

↑ itsokay

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 9:09 am

amother Lightgray wrote:

Okay this this another winner. Omg that's so bad your poor friend!!

Bnei Berak 10 ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 9:51 am

amother Broom wrote:

Just saying . The neighbor probably didnt even notice.
Hes at the door for a second hands you the eggs and leaves... most men don't notice these kinds of things espc not accountant personalities..
If you would have had a 10 minute conversation that would have been a different story..

If we would make a survey on the topic among married men 99.9% would NOT be able to differentiate between boxers and and snood.

amother

↑ OP

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 2:40 pm

Bnei Berak 10 wrote:

If we would make a survey on the topic among married men 99.9% would NOT be able to differentiate between boxers and and snood.

You give me hope! Thanks for calming me down! I definitely feel better after all these responses.

amother

White

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 3:52 pm

amother OP wrote:

Yep! I was hunting everywhere for my phone, finally ask dd to call it, and heard ringing from the fridge (it's for this reason I never put my phone on silent)!

Didn't actually know I'd put the onion in my purse until I left the house to go shopping and I was like 'what on earth....??' BH noticed it before I tried to use it to pay instead of my card lol!

Omg OP I love you for making me feel normal!

Once, I couldn't find my phone at home so I called it. A very faint ring was coming from the kitchen. I couldn't understand why the sound was so faint and every time I thought I got closer, it still sounded far. I kept calling it over and over.

I finally found it on a top shelf, on a pile of cookbooks, in the MIDDLE of a cookbook! Guess I closed the cookbook with my phone on a page and put it back on the shelf with the phone still in. Can't Believe It

amother

Oleander

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 5:43 pm

A friend of mine really wasn’t coping after her first baby. He was extremely colicky and just wouldn’t go down nicely for a nap. One day she lost it after trying to get him to sleep. She just ran out of the house with him in the carriage in the hopes that he’d fall asleep. She was 20 minutes from home before she realized she forgot to put on her tichel
It was summer so she had no hood to cover her hair with.
She ran home hoping not to bump into anyone she knew and trying to remember if anyone had seen her as she left

giselle

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 5:44 pm

amother Lightgray wrote:

This wins 🙈

Cheiny

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 6:45 pm

amother Lightgray wrote:

OMG! I’d move!

amother

Begonia

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 7:46 pm

Just remember this, guess tried hard to forget it. Last year for shabbos chanuka we went to my sister in law's house for shabbos. I went upstairs to nurse the baby. As I'm sitting on the bed with my big b00bs completely exposed nursing my baby the door opens and my bil walks in Can't Believe It

oh man it took me a while to compose myself and go down stairs. I told my husband right away what had happened. It was very uncomfortable at first making conversation as if nothing had happened

amother

Trillium ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 8:26 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

Ok, I love when neighbors return eggs at the best of times!! lol
Friends husband walked to shul with a bra hanging from his Tallis. People stared the entire way. When he came home he was shocked to find his wife weeping in bed. She’s at her in laws, and couldn’t get dressed with no bra in sight!

Nooooooooo
Oy vey

amother

↑ Trillium

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 8:29 pm

amother Begonia wrote:

oh man it took me a while to compose myself and go down stairs. I told my husband right away what had happened. It was very uncomfortable at first making conversation as if nothing had happened

Same thing happened to me !!!! At my sil house , nursing my baby in her kids room , door opens and in walks bil. He was stuck speechless for a second and then feel over himself apologizing as he backed out of the door. Uber awkward for both of us when I came downstairs .

amother

↑ Phlox ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 8:48 pm

Thank gd I shave! I Never ever walk around without head covering! Otherwise It would probably happen to me as well. But I do have a mirror at my main door. Also, I recently started wearing shell slips. Even though I said no, not me, I can’t do this. Best thing ever. I walk out of my bathroom with slip and then pick a top to wear. Helps with nursing situations as well. You’re always covered. Just saying!

amother

Cherry

Tue, Dec 10 2024, 8:53 pm

Op I just laughed so much…omg….
And the bra hanging from tallis…speechless

Here’s my story…and you can raise your hand if you know me because I’ve shared this story with too many people

I was in Aim Byisroel kimpeturin place in New Square just a few days postpartum. One morning right before breakfast the nurse came to tell me that she’s a bit concerned because my baby seems to be very yellow and she suggests I go “upstairs” to take her bilirubin. This was my first time there and I wasn’t quite sure what “upstairs” means. I thought probably going to the second floor just like the earring lady does….
So the nurse tells me to go eat breakfast and when I’m done I should let her know. Since I was a bit concerned myself I didn’t rush to get dressed, I wanted to take care of this first. So I’m in a nightgown, socks, fuzzy slippers and a turban on my head..(this was 20 years ago) I go to look for the nurse and to let her know that I’m ready and she leads me to a side elevator and I’m wondering why we can’t use the regular elevator. We go inside, she tells me to call her when I’m done, and about 15 seconds later the door opens and I find myself in the waiting room of refuah health center.