What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ mindyme ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 11:13 am

crush wrote:

louche wrote:

Boston, MA?

I don't know, go ask TA.

Could s/o explain this joke? What am I missing? embarrassed

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 2:48 pm

mindyme wrote:

crush wrote:

louche wrote:

Boston, MA?

I don't know, go ask TA.

Could s/o explain this joke? What am I missing? embarrassed

In some circles, parents are referred to as "Ma" and "Ta"--perhaps short for Mommy and Totty.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 2:51 pm

New Zealand?

Nah, it's the same old one, we just had it slipcovered.

↑ lost ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 2:52 pm

louche wrote:

New Zealand?

Nah, it's the same old one, we just had it slipcovered.

↑ mindyme ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 5:39 pm

louche wrote:

mindyme wrote:

crush wrote:

louche wrote:

Boston, MA?

I don't know, go ask TA.

Could s/o explain this joke? What am I missing? embarrassed

In some circles, parents are referred to as "Ma" and "Ta"--perhaps short for Mommy and Totty.

Oooh, I'm

. Of course! this is very clever!
(I kept reading it as the initials, MA (for Massachussets), and couldn't figure out where TA is or what it means.)

↑ imabima ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 5:58 pm

Zus wrote:

"what's the best way to defrost challah?"

Take it out of the freezer.

Ha...this was my reaction too.

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 6:20 pm

"Eyebrown Waxings in Philly"

What about eyeblonde or eyeblack waxings? Only those with brown hair are entitled to waxings?!

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 8:00 pm

mindyme wrote:

louche wrote:

In some circles, parents are referred to as "Ma" and "Ta"--perhaps short for Mommy and Totty.

Oooh, I'm

. Of course! this is very clever!

why, thank you.

↑ louche ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 9:48 pm

on the way to Lancaster, PA

I left a note with the address for MA. Ta-ta!

↑ mindyme ↓

Mon, Aug 09 2010, 11:41 pm

louche wrote:

on the way to Lancaster, PA

I left a note with the address for MA. Ta-ta!

Sounds like Laura, Mary and baby Carrie will be along any minute!

↑ lost ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 5:55 pm

Got a 5 month old?

Yes, how much are you offering for him?

↑ mamommommy ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 6:21 pm

Got a 5 month old?

Go Fish.

↑ mindyme ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 6:56 pm

Got a 5 month old?

Why? Is yours missing?

↑ louche ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 9:25 pm

mindyme wrote:

louche wrote:

on the way to Lancaster, PA

I left a note with the address for MA. Ta-ta!

Sounds like Laura, Mary and baby Carrie will be along any minute!

↑ Raizle ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 11:25 pm

"I HATE my husband"

ouch! Sad

I feel so sad when I read headings like that

↑ mindyme ↓

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 11:33 pm

Raizle wrote:

"I HATE my husband"

ouch! Sad

I feel so sad when I read headings like that

me, too. I wasn't going to post here, cuz it's supposed to be funny, but this also needs to be said.

WWG1WGA

Tue, Aug 10 2010, 11:46 pm

auntie_em wrote:

How to stop 14 month old from going to the outlet

Refuse to drive them.
Hide the keys to the van, if they are the sneaky-type

omg this thread has me on the floor-just discovered it. This one and the orphan/in law prob. are too funny!

↑ tryinghard ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2010, 6:12 am

Mikvah in Israel?

yes, in israel women go as well...

DrMom ↓

Wed, Aug 11 2010, 7:14 am

Mikvah in israel????

Nope, we don't have any of those. Try a Jewish neighborhood instead.

bashabelle

Wed, Aug 11 2010, 7:17 am

"So I went swimming the other day and...."

I heard a mother telling her 6 yr old daughter to pee in the pool.

True Story.