What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ imanonymous ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2020, 11:22 am

How much did you tip your morah?

I read this as "how much did you tip your menorah?" Um, I tried not to tip it at all! That's very dangerous!

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Fri, Dec 11 2020, 11:34 am

imanonymous wrote:

How much did you tip your morah?

I read this as "how much did you tip your menorah?" Um, I tried not to tip it at all! That's very dangerous!

Same here every time I see the title it looks like menorah to me.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 3:47 am

Intimacy
Is it only me.....

If it is, don't worry. Most authorities agree it is permissible for women.

↑ grace413 ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 3:59 am

Does Aliza work in DL circles in Israel?

Many women in DL circles in Israel work, including those named Aliza.

Some Charedi women also work in DL circles.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 7:44 am

How to handle having teenagers and babies at the same time

First of all, I would suggest trying not to have them at the same time. That sounds like a tough delivery - OUCH!

If I were you, I'd at least insist on an epidural.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 11:40 am

Kicking spouse out of home

Whatever he did, kick him at home only. You’ll look ridiculous kicking him in public no matter how much he deserves it. Please have some self respect!

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 5:29 pm

What do you think of a kid who constantly says "he said"...

I'd work on expanding his vocabulary to include
he stated
he averred
he babbled
he claimed
he declaimed
he mumbled
he remarked
he snarked
he commented
he interjected
he instructed
he lectured
he pointed out
he announced
etc.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sun, Dec 13 2020, 8:51 pm

When do I tell my kids that I am pregnant?

When they tell you they hate their sister just say “ok, I’ll get you a different one!”

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 12:29 am

WWYD-cleaning lady

Cleaning lady here. I’d work as slowly as possible. I’d chew my lunch very well. I’d sit on the couch when you’re out of sight. WWYD?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 1:02 am

Newborn and can’t handle it

Don't worry! I know it's scary leaving that warm jacuzzi of a womb, but it's not so bad out here. True, there's no placenta conveniently providing you with food 24/7, but breastmilk isn't so bad.

And out here you get to wear cute clothes and if you poop it gets whisked away when your diaper is changed.

If you need anything, just cry really loudly -- day or night -- and somebody will help you. Hang in there, you'll be fine!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 8:45 am

Proof that Biden stole the election

They found it under a tree in his backyard!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 9:22 am

Need a recommendation for a psychologist

OK, I recommend that you see a psychologist.

You're welcome.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 9:32 am

imanonymous wrote:

How much did you tip your morah?

I read this as "how much did you tip your menorah?" Um, I tried not to tip it at all! That's very dangerous!

Do you extinguish the menorah flames before going to sleep?

and I keep reading this as "MORAH flames"! Please, if your morah is on fire, put her out right away. Don't wait until you're ready to go to sleep.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 6:07 pm

Did your tampon ever fall out?

Why, did you find one on the street and looking for the owner? I doubt the one who lost it will come forward. Just forget it.

batya315

Mon, Dec 14 2020, 10:36 pm

I'm really trying to understand proper pronouns

How can a pronoun be proper? They're pronouns for a reason...

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 3:47 pm

Is it inappropriate to bring my therapist a donut?

Absolutely! Doughnuts are for cops.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 4:01 pm

Do you have to send linen when someone hosts your guests?

No, you can send cotton, microfiber or permanent press. But I wouldn't send silk--you might not get it back.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Tue, Dec 15 2020, 6:38 pm

zaq wrote:

Do you have to send linen when someone hosts your guests?

No, you can send cotton, microfiber or permanent press. But I wouldn't send silk--you might not get it back.

How about chenille?

↑ NotLazySusan ↓

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 12:11 am

What’s the storm story

Once upon a time there was a storm....

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Wed, Dec 16 2020, 3:46 pm

Under shalom bayis issues
Dh

Title says it all, huh?