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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 05 2009, 12:28 pm
Isramom8 wrote:
"Pregnancy - So much For Paying Someone!"
Next time I think I'll just do the pregnancy myself and forget about using a surrogate.
LOL LOL LOL
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  onlyme  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 05 2009, 2:36 pm
"Help me match"

Call a shadchan
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  Mrs Bissli  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 05 2009, 8:13 pm
"Funky fish recipe for shabbos"
If a fish smells funky, I don't think it's safe to serve...


"Mobile for Infant"
What? It's way too early. He can't even talk, at least wait till he can download ringtones and send text messages...

Mobile = mobile phone here, the same as what you call a cell phone in US (always makes me think of prisoners calling each other) and handy in Germany.
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 05 2009, 11:21 pm
Friends and friendship: Lawrence
We call him "Larry".
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  louche  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 06 2009, 8:42 am
Niddah Rav in Chicago

Rina: I thought only women could be niddah?
Dina: DUH--she's a Conservative rabbi, obviously!
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 06 2009, 11:48 am
"I need a new cordless phone for heaven's sake!"

Wow, I am very impressed that you want to get the phone l'shem shomayim. If only I could internalize the concept of "kol maasecha yihiyu l'shem shomayim" to that degree.

Kol hakavod!
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  shalhevet  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 07 2009, 4:37 pm
Anyone got pregnant from taking antibiotics?

No, actually it's from having marital relations.
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ora_43  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 09 2009, 12:52 pm
"What's with the slutty new look?"

Well EXCUSE me, but it's like ninety billion degrees here even though it's SUPPOSED to be November, but nobody seems to care, and YOU try being like 420 weeks pregnant (I lost track) in this heat, and anyway it's not like I leave my house anymore and I don't think a 420-week-pregnant woman the size of a small galaxy can really be accurately described as looking "slutty" no matter what she wears - I mean if someone does see my stomach, their reaction is more likely to be hysterical blindness than lust - and...

oh. Not my personal look. That's OK, then.
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 09 2009, 6:20 pm
Under Birth Control - "Is there an alternative?"

Of course there is. It's called pregnancy.
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  hila  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 10 2009, 6:21 am
"Meat wellingtons?"

No - I have one pair - for both rain and snow. Never got a milchic pair !

(British will understand me ... get the wellies out when it rains!)
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  Zus  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Nov 10 2009, 4:15 pm
"It's 4 1/2 mos until Pesach, and ...."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH she said the P-word!!!!!!!
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ally  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 11 2009, 2:18 am
"red bugabooo"

Not another tznius thread...
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joy613  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 11 2009, 5:47 am
I'M AT WORK AND I NEED CAKE NOW NOW NOW! -

ok I'm coming right over. what kind would you like?
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  realeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 11 2009, 12:26 pm
"Help me figure out how much tuition we can afford."

there are still honest people around!
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 11 2009, 5:41 pm
"Tips on teaching addition"

For some reason I keep reading this as "Tips on teaching addiction" and can't figure out why anyone would want to do that Scratching Head
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Nov 11 2009, 5:54 pm
"Nursery in or around the 30's"

How can anyone afford that type of tuition for one kid in preschool?
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  Lady Godiva  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 12 2009, 2:50 pm
"How did DH react when he saw u w/o makeup first time?"

AHHH!!!
Just kidding. You make it sound like you were wearing a mask or something.
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  Atali  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 12 2009, 3:34 pm
"I'm bored! Looking for something to do"

Okay, if you really want to I will let you clean my house and cook shabbos dinner for me.
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  Isramom8  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 12 2009, 3:44 pm
Dr. Mock OB/GYN
You're not really pregnant?
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mltjm  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Nov 12 2009, 6:09 pm
pj's at the Rabbi

hope they are tznius-is it a sleepover party?
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