What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jul 30 2018, 12:08 pm

Why don't people move to Baltimore? Philly? Or farther?

Why don't people from WHERE move to etc.?
Farther than where???

No charge for the editing suggestions.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Jul 30 2018, 6:21 pm

Why don't we rank?

Here’s Why You Don’t Rank in Google

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jul 30 2018, 7:41 pm

New Dairy Restaurant - Deal?

Yes. Let's shake on it.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jul 30 2018, 7:43 pm

Why are people so rude?

Go fly a kite.

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Jul 30 2018, 10:21 pm

Looking to buy a second hand jfrog

I have a second hand iguana, would that do? He's very friendly.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2018, 3:47 pm

I really feel like a mother when....

Are we allowed to use that kind of language here?

Oh, wait. She meant, like, a female parent. Never mind. embarrassed

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2018, 9:20 pm

School uniforms, under Fashion and Beauty

Come to the grand opening of our new store, Beautiful Clothes for the Beautiful Woman!
We have
School Uniforms
Mao Jackets
And many other lovely vintage garments from Cultural Revolution!

↑ soap suds ↓

Wed, Aug 01 2018, 9:56 pm

I really feel like a mother when....

when I post anonymously!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 02 2018, 9:11 am

Doona vs. Yoyo with car seat

Debating if I should start a thread Entitled Upcoming Fights.
This would be first, with the question, does Yoyo have an unfair advantage, coming into the ring with a car seat?

rgr ↓

Fri, Aug 03 2018, 11:21 am

Cats claw for immunity:

Take the eye of a newt, the heart of a frog, and the skin of a salamander. (Reptiles have healing powers apparently)

Stand naked at midnight at the full moon. Spin 3 times counterclockwise while chanting "I will be healed, I will be healed, I will be healed!"

On the third rotation you will be completely healthy.

Good luck

↑ seeker ↓

Sat, Aug 04 2018, 11:42 pm

I'm going to write about my mommy camp on a budget
Good for you! I recommend a pencil and used envelopes for writing on a very tight budget. (if you want to write more, Staples has notebooks for 25 cents this season)

Where to buy cream or light grey shell dress in Monsey
You can probably find the cream in any supermarket. Not sure about the gray dress though.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Aug 05 2018, 9:22 pm

Frustrated about Lashon Hara

That happens when you stick around here.

↑ daagahminayin ↓

Mon, Aug 06 2018, 10:23 pm

How much longer, to cover knees?

The rest of your life!

SpottedBanana

Tue, Aug 07 2018, 12:47 am

Shidduch for wonderful 44 year old lady

I'm just so happy you didn't say "girl"...

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Aug 07 2018, 3:13 am

Store bought ice cream for child with food allergies

It was nice of the store to go out and buy ice cream for the child but they really should have asked about allergies ...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 07 2018, 9:54 am

STRANGE QUESTION - growing herbs and iguanas

There are no strange questions. Ask, my child, ask.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Aug 08 2018, 7:58 am

Too hot to go to Bronx zoo tom?

Is the weather forecaster named Tom?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Aug 08 2018, 9:55 am

Can I get a heter?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 08 2018, 1:00 pm

Sofamania? Wayfair? Ashley?

So glad this wasn't posted under baby names.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 10 2018, 8:17 am

Niagara Falls

Niagara Falls???
Slooooowly, I turn, step by step, inch by inch....