So embarrassed, can anyone top this??

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:16 pm

amother Camellia wrote:

I'm sorry op. Are you mochel me? May this be a kapara and you should be the one laughing

Sure I'm mochel, if I didn't want anyone to laugh at me I wouldn't have posted!

amother

Hydrangea

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:17 pm

I feel like it’s the type of story that is so hilarious it’s not embarrassing. It’s just plain funny. Don’t be embarrassed! You really made my day, I was having a rough day and I laughed so hard my mood is a lot better.

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:18 pm

tigerwife wrote:

Please don’t cry. He definitely didn’t think about it as much as you are if he even thought anything at all. Maybe for a second it occurred to him to note, “hm that’s a different kind of snood than my wife wears,” soon to be wholly swallowed by “I wonder what’s for dinner?”

I hope you're right Very Happy

CPenzias ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:24 pm

You have a 6wo!! You're forgiven. The reason people are laughing is because it's so relatable and we're relieved it wasn't us.
I hope you can get your much needed sleep.
Mazel tov ❤️

amother

DarkGreen

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:27 pm

amother OP wrote:

Who else but a big brother, he's older then me, but apparently less mature Sad

. My family having a field day...he didn't say which big sis (he's got 5) it was, but my kid knew, who told my sil who told...

He didn't tell the story (and BH no pics!) but he was like 'what du wear when you open the door in a rush and can't find your snood...'!!!

How does he know? How does your kid know?

michimochi

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:27 pm

He may have even thought, "Poor lady, she was probably sleeping and I woke her by knocking and she grabbed anything just to cover her hair to get the door!"
or even "Wow, that's hardcore. It's so important to her to cover her hair she'll do it with anything."

amother

Whitewash

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:27 pm

amother Fuchsia wrote:

Omg omg omg omg. I'm HOLLERING!!!! No I cannot top this.

I'm sorry you had that happen. But thanks for sharing. I REALLY NEEDED this laugh.

Same my three year old was like why are you laughing?

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:29 pm

CPenzias wrote:

You have a 6wo!! You're forgiven. The reason people are laughing is because it's so relatable and we're relieved it wasn't us.
I hope you can get your much needed sleep.
Mazel tov ❤️

BH for a baby brain to blame it on! Until now I thought putting my cellphone in the fridge and an onion in my purse was the craziest 'postpartum moment' LOL

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:33 pm

amother DarkGreen wrote:

How does he know? How does your kid know?

I told my kid, yeah I know that was stupider then borrowing his boxers in the first place! My husband was more mortified then me, said that's what happens when he runs to the supermarket...I go and open the door! But being a man, he got over it quicker then I did Very Happy

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:37 pm

amother DarkGreen wrote:

How does he know? How does your kid know?

How did my bro know...? Some people hear things via the family grapevine, in my family it's via the (nut) tree LOL

And I'm the normal one in my family, or at least I was!

↑ lamplighter

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:37 pm

Im laughing so much my DH had me share what was so funny, now it's me DH and my teenage DD laughing and laughing.
Thanks for the joy this story is bringing.
Hugs though. I know this is not funny for you. It should be a kappara. Especially in the zechus of all this simcha.

amother

Broom

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:51 pm

Just saying . The neighbor probably didnt even notice.
Hes at the door for a second hands you the eggs and leaves... most men don't notice these kinds of things espc not accountant personalities..
If you would have had a 10 minute conversation that would have been a different story..

amother

Phlox ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:52 pm

Ok, I love when neighbors return eggs at the best of times!! lol
Friends husband walked to shul with a bra hanging from his Tallis. People stared the entire way. When he came home he was shocked to find his wife weeping in bed. She’s at her in laws, and couldn’t get dressed with no bra in sight!

amother

Tomato

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:57 pm

OP I'm rolling!!1 Thank you for sharing!

I was once walking into my building during bein hasdarim (lots of men around) holding a lot of heavy packages. I was wearing nude tights and a slinky skirt - I kept feeling the skirt slipping down but just wanted to get into my house and put the packages down before I picked it up....

Finally Got to my front door and slinky skirt slipped right down my legs into a nice pile by my feet. I threw those packages down, picked up my skirt, and ran so fast into my door. I didn't go back out to pick up the packages until I could calm down! LOL

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 9:59 pm

amother Broom wrote:

Thank you u made feel better. You're right maybe maybe he didn't notice. It was a quick 'my wife says thanks, gives me the bag and run off to ma'rav type of situ'! Come to think of it it prob would've been more cringworthy had his wife dropped them off, we're good friends and often chat when we knock on for s thing or other...

amother

Cobalt

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:01 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

Hahaha!!
Double bishis

chestnut ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:05 pm

OP, as a zchus of lightening the mood now for many, may your life be always full of only happy moments!!!
For all you know, he might have mentioned to his wife about a new style of snoods that he liked lol
My daughter is studying now next to me and is being annoyed at my loud laughing and inability to stop

↑ chestnut ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2024, 10:06 pm

amother Phlox wrote:

Oy, poor guy!! And his wife