What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Reesa ↓

Fri, Mar 31 2017, 11:52 am

greenfire wrote:

"3 car seats in a camry...! "

sounds like the beginning of a joke ..0.

I came on here to write the exact same reaction! you beat me to it!!

↑ Reesa ↓

Fri, Mar 31 2017, 11:53 am

"first baby wondering outloud"

very precocious!!

↑ seeker ↓

Fri, Mar 31 2017, 12:34 pm

greenfire wrote:

"3 car seats in a camry...! "

sounds like the beginning of a joke ...

Or maybe one for the "name of a band" thread, wherever that went.

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Mar 31 2017, 1:00 pm

greenfire wrote:

"3 car seats in a camry...! "

sounds like the beginning of a joke ...

We can start a new thread about the beginning of a joke.

What's the difference between Monsey and Lakewood?

I am still waiting for the punchline.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 02 2017, 6:40 am

seeker wrote:

Or maybe one for the "name of a band" thread, wherever that went.

Not too far from the Mafia euphemisms thread, both in chit chat.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Apr 02 2017, 7:11 am

Name Rose

So two old men are sitting at the table and one says, "You've got to try this restaurant we went to last week, it's called...ah, senior moment...help me out. You know that flower that has thorns?
"Rose," says the other guy helpfully.
"That's it. Rose." Then he calls out to the kitchen, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last week?"

↑ seeker ↓

Sun, Apr 02 2017, 5:47 pm

One bdrm apt in BP under $400
APRIL FOOLS! GOTCHA!

MYOB?
Ok. *skips thread*

Are trim beards in fashion?
Noting that this is imamother, I'd recommend electrolysis instead.

Controlling daughter in law
Well, you can theoretically TRY controlling your DIL, but I doubt it will help in the long run.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Apr 02 2017, 8:16 pm

Can you write one nice thing about your husband?

I could write many, but they aren't any of your business.

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Mon, Apr 03 2017, 7:27 pm

Cold dish suggestions please?

You know what they say about revenge....

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 04 2017, 10:30 am

No clothes but not showing? WTD?

Prioritize:
(1) Get some clothes on lady!
(2) Then worry about showing.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 04 2017, 7:16 pm

"No clothes but not showing? WTD?"

if this is anything like the emperor's new clothes - someone might notice

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 04 2017, 8:04 pm

"Grass fed butter"

you still can't make me eat it !!! Shame on you

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Apr 07 2017, 10:02 am

Why do teachers think they work the hardest?

They are wrong; it is Jewish Mamas right before Pesach!!!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Apr 07 2017, 10:42 am

Poached pears - how long do they last?

How can people be so brazen? On a frum site yet!!
But if you want an answer, here's an answer. They last as long as pears you actually buy.

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Apr 09 2017, 11:18 pm

Quote:

Poached pears - how long do they last?

How can people be so brazen? On a frum site yet!!
But if you want an answer, here's an answer. They last as long as pears you actually buy.

I must be tired. I didn't get this until the last word of your reaction!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Apr 10 2017, 4:52 am

123 Pesach Cookies

Hope you're hungry! Tongue Out

↑ ra_mom ↓

Mon, Apr 10 2017, 5:32 am

"Looking Nice for Husband"

I keep reading this as Looking for Nice Husband LOL

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Apr 10 2017, 7:50 am

Does anyone have the shiurim chart for matza and marror

http://www.rationalistjudaism.......html

↑ seeker ↓

Mon, Apr 10 2017, 8:32 am

ra_mom wrote:

"Looking Nice for Husband"

I keep reading this as Looking for Nice Husband LOL

Me too!

↑ Fox ↓

Mon, Apr 10 2017, 10:49 am

I think my Chol Hamoed trip is going to be a visit to the optometrist.

I glanced at "Would you want your husband to become an obgyn" and thought it said, "Would you want your husband to become a dragon."

I thought, "Great! Now we have people who want to identify as dragons!"