Cute and "Flattering" Remarks from Kids

Atali

Mon, Sep 08 2008, 11:15 pm

One time, when I had just walked out of the house on a very rainy day with my (then) three-year old and one-and-a-half year old, my one-and-a-half year old pointed to the muddy ground outside and exclaimed "bis!" (his made-up word for mess)

To which I responded, "Yes, it is a mess outside."

My three-year old then added, "And it's a mess inside the house too!" embarrassed

What can I say? He was right.

↑ GAMZu

Mon, Sep 08 2008, 11:51 pm

LOL! Reminds me of my story- I asked my 2 year old to pick up some papers from the floor and throw them in the garbage. He picked them up and started stuffing them under my bed. I asked, "What are you doing?!" And he said, "It's a mess here anyway." LOL Rolling Eyes

↑ anonymom ↓

Tue, Sep 23 2008, 12:55 am

The other day, I was sitting in the pharmacy, waiting, with my 2 year old on my lap. There was a man in the chair next to us, and a lady next to the man. DS starts making one observation after another, and I was just waiting for him to say something embarassing. B"H, he didn't. But it was so funny and suspenseful, not knowing what he would say next.

"Man has a shirt."
"Man doesn't have a boo-boo." (He is obsessed with his boo-boo.)
"Man has eyes."
"Lady has glasses."
etc.

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Sep 23 2008, 1:04 am

I love it! So suspenseful!

My 3-year-old ended the suspense before it started yesterday, when we walked by a bald man and she pointed and said (yep): "That man is BALD!"

I like your son's approach better.

↑ anonymom

Tue, Sep 23 2008, 1:06 am

He's still a very young 2 year old, but thanks.

↑ leomom

Tue, Sep 23 2008, 1:09 am

I know! I didn't mean he had a conscious strategy for building suspense. Very Happy

chanagital ↓

Fri, Oct 17 2008, 12:28 pm

My new two year olds new word is messy mess... he makes them then yells out mess mess! He doesn't talk much yet but he knows that word... I wonder why? He even calls his dinner plate a mess cause there is lots of food on it. hehehe

BennysMommy

Fri, Oct 17 2008, 2:08 pm

Benny saw a tree without leaves and told me the "tee boken" (tree is broken)
Whenever he sees me all dressed up, he tells me "mommy so pretty!" or sometimes when I'm wearing heels or something different, he tells me "nice shoes!" or whatever I'm wearing.

↑ chanagital

Fri, Oct 17 2008, 4:20 pm

my two year old just did the cutest little thing... he picked up his play phone and said hello ma ma... and then ran to give me a kiss.

ShakleeMom ↓

Fri, Oct 17 2008, 4:28 pm

My three yo this yom tov while we ate at an aunts: Volume ten, speed 1: mommmmmmmmmmmmmy right you have a very big stomachhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

NativeMom

Fri, Oct 17 2008, 4:42 pm

I picked my 2 yr old up from day care and as we were walking out of the building there was this other mother with a girl that looked a little younger than my son walking behind us. He turned around, looked at the girl, turned to me and said, "cute kid mommy"

BinahYeteirah

Sat, Oct 18 2008, 9:11 pm

"Do you have a baby in your belly?"

"No."

"Are you sure? 'Cause your belly is getting bigger."

"Um, gee, thanks."

↑ ShakleeMom ↓

Sat, Oct 18 2008, 9:25 pm

We went to the neighbor today to visit their sukka. My 3yo enjoyed the pickles from their seudah. Later today (M’Sh) we saw the husband coming home from shul.

On volume ten: HELLO! I had a pickle from you!

octopus ↓

Sat, Oct 18 2008, 9:27 pm

When I worked with my fifth graders, and I was pregnant, one boy had an epiphany. He looked at my belly and said, "mrs. octopus, are you pregnant?" I smiled and nodded my head. He scratched his head and said, "I was wondering why you were getting so fat."

↑ ShakleeMom

Sat, Oct 18 2008, 9:43 pm

We went to visit a couple our age that has not been blessed with children yet.

My ds asks the husband, “all your kids are married”?

Not flattering at all.

↑ Ruchel ↓

Mon, Oct 20 2008, 8:57 am

If you know me, you know I'm the worst housewife in the world. Well, my dd will point to dirty stuff or stuff on the floor and go "oh no!". Or pick it up and bring it to me or throw it away. Hum. She is developing her Yekke side.

A few days ago, I was looking at myself in the mirror with my new "thin" look and all happy... my dd came and pointing to her head, said "where is sheitel???". LOL!!!!!