I Specialize in Procrastination and Sock Sleuthing, AMA

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Jan 01 2024, 4:31 pm

bgr8ful wrote:

I am you and you are me LOL

living on the edge of constant procrastination-induced panic makes me feel alive.

Where deadlines are suggestions, and chaos is our comfort zone.

Traveller247

Mon, Jan 01 2024, 4:38 pm

I am laughing so hard you're good!
And I join you in all your procrastination glory! I should be in bed now but...................

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Jan 01 2024, 6:41 pm

Traveller247 wrote:

I am laughing so hard you're good!
And I join you in all your procrastination glory! I should be in bed now but...................

Bedtime advice: Start counting sheep but procrastinate by giving each one a backstory. You'll be the director of a woolly soap opera in no time!

Mindfully ↓

Mon, Jan 01 2024, 11:49 pm

I'm procrastinating right now. I can multi task! Procrastinate and intensely review the last 4395 posts that posted since I last looked at Imamother which was earlier today. I can procrastinate and have FOMO at the same time. However I can't procrastinate and match socks as that involves doing too many things at once. I can order new prematched socks online but I'm procrastinating whether I should or not. WWYD?

amother

↑ OP ↓

Mon, Jan 01 2024, 11:52 pm

Mindfully wrote:

Mastering the art of multitasking procrastination – a true skill! As for the sock dilemma, consider procrastinating the decision to order new socks by envisioning a future where socks happily match themselves. Problem solved... eventually!

↑ Mindfully

Tue, Jan 02 2024, 1:22 am

amother OP wrote:

Oh wow, thankyou OP for boosting my ego. I might even work on a sock hunt now, especially as I have a ton of other stuff to do and I've been honored by the master procrastinator

amother

Firethorn

Tue, Jan 02 2024, 3:53 am

I truly thought I was procrastinating queen.
It would sadden me to lose that position.
Can you beat the following?
If you do beat it, I know I have some work cut out for me, or work that will wait longer to get done.

I invited a bunch of ppl to a party and was expecting 100. Of course, why get it catered if it’s so expensive and I cook pretty well.
Two nights before the party I made the menu.
I was impressed with myself that I pulled off a party that there was actually food to eat.
If you want my menu I’m happy to share so next time you procrastinate, you’ll have one less job to do.

amother

↑ OP

Tue, Jan 02 2024, 3:23 pm

amother Firethorn wrote:

Caught between procrastination and a party for 100 – planned the menu two nights before. It's not a party; it's a culinary surprise mission. Call it procrastiplanning, and you might just get a front-row seat to my next last-minute slice of chaos!