What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, May 14 2017, 10:29 am

HELP!!!!!!! English speaking lice checking lady in Jerusalem

(OP, please forgive me. I understand the desperation and hopelessness one can feel while it's out of control.)

NO! NO! Not English! Any language but that!!!!! Stop her by any means necessary!!!!!
(Can you imagine the Japanese animation for that one? Tongue Out

)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 15 2017, 9:53 am

Before Stan Lee* Anglicized the names, said, with an exclamation point, by Batmanstein's sidekick Robinberg.

*For the interests of this post, who created Batman is irrelevant.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 15 2017, 5:14 pm

Bugaboo 2009 parts

2009 parts? That's why it's so expensive. 1749 parts I could understand...

↑ yksraya ↓

Wed, May 17 2017, 12:59 pm

Help - showing underwear to Rabbi???

At first glance I read it:
ISO underwear for Rabbi

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, May 18 2017, 7:46 am

Mamas and Papas-customer service?

Denny Doherty is gone. John Phillips is gone. Cass Elliott is gone. With only Michelle Phillips left, I can't imagine the service is all that good.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 18 2017, 9:24 am

SixOfWands wrote:

Mamas and Papas-customer service?

Denny Doherty is gone. John Phillips is gone. Cass Elliott is gone. With only Michelle Phillips left, I can't imagine the service is all that good.

MUCH better than what I've been playing around with.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 18 2017, 9:42 am

Skip 5 days if no $ex? Ever heard of this?

It's a card in the new Mikvaopoly game!
Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, May 19 2017, 7:43 am

s/o heter

So I know exactly what these threads are about. Here's my s/o: Should I open the threads? Is it good for my neshama to even discuss this? Is it a mitzvah to make leitzanus?

(In light of the post immediately following, I have to say: I am totally serious on this one.)

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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, May 19 2017, 7:57 am

And now someone wants a fast response to yeast conversion. And someone else wants to convert a nursing bra - in BP, of all places. Quickie conversions, too, no doubt.
Talk about social crises in the country!
As our president would say, Sad. So sad.
(Why can't we talk it over...sorry seems to be the hardest word. But I digress.)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, May 20 2017, 10:04 pm

Heter to fly on Shabbat

She's got a heter to fly
She's got a heter to fly-y-y
She's got a heter to fly, and we don't care!
Music

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, May 21 2017, 4:32 am

DrMom wrote:

Heter to fly on Shabbat

She's got a heter to fly
She's got a heter to fly-y-y
She's got a heter to fly, and we don't care!
Music

I'm a LEAVin'
ON a jet plane...

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Mon, May 22 2017, 1:01 am

Overdue and Depressed

Sigh- I'm gonna go broke from all these library fines!

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(and btw absolutely loved the ticket to ride/leaving on a jet plane joke).

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, May 22 2017, 10:27 am

Have you changed hair color when putting on a sheitel?

Uh, yeah. 30 years later, it's grey.

↑ youngishbear

Tue, May 23 2017, 6:23 pm

Surrendered Wife masters please guide me...

Are you looking for dominant or submissive wive? What

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, May 24 2017, 6:09 am

Fake tree (under NY inquiries)

Yeah, it's hard to find that lone real tree in Brooklyn. Good luck!

↑ sleepybeauty

Wed, May 24 2017, 4:47 pm

Not using name because it's a siblings name

Good idea, it's very confusing to give two of your children the same name.

HeartyAppetite

Wed, May 24 2017, 7:03 pm

Do you love your shapewear?

No! I hate it!!

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, May 25 2017, 9:03 am

School doesn't like DH dress

While I don't think that schools should be in the business of dictating parental attire, I sympathize with the school's preference that your husband not wear a dress to school events.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, May 25 2017, 9:05 am

Do you love your shapewear?

It is the love that dare not speak its name.

↑ relish ↓

Thu, May 25 2017, 9:51 am

yksraya wrote:

Help - showing underwear to Rabbi???

At first glance I read it:
ISO underwear for Rabbi

They have a special kind of underwear certified by the gadol hador. It prevents them from having bad thoughts when checking ladies panties. LOL