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↑ SixOfWands ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2016, 2:27 pm

W[h]ere can I convert a cassette tape to cd in lkwd

Does it really want to be a CD, or is it converting just for marriage? How long has it studied to be a CD? And remember, no matter what, there's still a risk that the Israeli rabbinate will declare that its still a cassette.

↑ sequoia ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2016, 3:02 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

Brilliant

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2016, 6:02 pm

"Who has the right of way?"

the person on the right of course

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Dec 22 2016, 7:19 pm

"Going from 2 to 3 kids what's it like?"

it's like a 3 ring circus juggling act ~ ya just don't know which clown to look at

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2016, 12:10 pm

Ticket to Ride board game

If you're expecting an imamother to answer, don't be disappointed if she doesn't. It's possible that she don't care.

↑ seeker ↓

Fri, Dec 23 2016, 1:02 pm

Ticket to ride board game

I don't think games require tickets, but I never tried riding on one - maybe a Cozy Coupe would be a better choice?

↑ centurion ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 9:41 am

Would you move?

How rude! the polite thing to say is "excuse me."

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 10:50 am

"How about some good news?"

I found my doughnut recipe Hooray

[oh wait maybe that's bad news - cause if I make them I will eat them]

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 1:45 pm

greenfire wrote:

"How about some good news?"

I found my doughnut recipe Hooray

[oh wait maybe that's bad news - cause if I make them I will eat them]

You know that the reason we eat doughnuts is to show that we don't subscribe to the Greek obsession with perfect bodies?

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 3:43 pm

"ADD? Narcissism? Any association?"

I don't know if any association adds narcissism ... but with the right person you can get it for free

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 4:37 pm

penguin wrote:

You know that the reason we eat doughnuts is to show that we don't subscribe to the Greek obsession with perfect bodies?

I just sent this line to a good part of my address book, and overcame the yetzer hara to claim it as my own.

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 4:55 pm

er, I can't claim it as my own either, though I don't remember exactly where I saw it... I think based on the following s/o forwarded to mew/o attribution:

Many people have been asking me about the Halachos of Chanuka and I feel it's important to calm everyone down.

1. Starting today you should start eating at least 2-3 donuts a day to get your body ready.

2. Once Chanuka starts you must eat as many donuts a day as you light candles. So day 4 would be 4 donuts, day 7 would be 7 ..... etc ........

3. If you don't remember how many you ate, you eat as many as possible to eat the Shiur Hayom.

4. Baked donuts are not counted and should be avoided like Trayf.

5. At least one donut a day should have jelly.

6. Most Rishonim agree that custard and jelly donuts are Mitzvha Min Hamuvchar.

7. If you are in middle of eating donuts and you didn't have in mind that it's Lshem Mitzvahs Chanuka. You're NOT YOTZE! And you start over again.

8. If you had triple bypass and are told by a physician to avoid donuts, some Poskim hold you should eat the donuts, and it's your opportunity for Mesiras Nefesh Mammosh.

9. Avoid physical activity on Chanuka. We want the miracle of oils to be visible on you.

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 11:20 pm

Calling all cheap synthetic wig mavens

Dolly! Where are you?

↑ tigerwife ↓

Sun, Dec 25 2016, 11:46 pm

Squishy wrote:

Calling all cheap synthetic wig mavens

Dolly! Where are you?

My immediate reaction as well!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2016, 12:26 am

How much did you tip your sons rebbe?

About 45°. Then he just fell over.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2016, 6:19 am

Do you use what's app to spread rumors?

No, I'd use this site if I wanted to do that.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2016, 8:05 am

Potato latke batter

If you're looking for the next big thing after raw cookie dough, um, I don't think it's going to take off. Sorry if you've already spent the hoped for book advance.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2016, 1:23 pm

"Surrendered Wife- Question!"

is she allowed to answer ?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2016, 2:03 pm

"Help Fast-Pom Pom Hat"

get some yarn & knitting needles ~ make a pot of coffee ~ expect to stay up all night

↑ debsey ↓

Mon, Dec 26 2016, 10:15 pm

How to get an OT degree

1) Get a BA
2) Enroll in OT school.
3) Read the assignments.
4) Write the papers.
5) Do the fieldwork.
6) Attend graduation.
7) Accept diploma.

That's how all people with professional degrees do it (substitute your field of choice for OT school). There's no magical conspiracy where you are just magically conferred a degree and a license.

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