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↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2016, 4:38 am

"Worth a shot at trying to fix? Or Divorce?"

let me get my tool box & if I can't hammer it together ... I'll pull out the pry bars

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 21 2016, 8:29 am

Rare roast recipe

Here are some rare recipes:
http://www.godecookery.com/all......html
http://stormspire.net/archive-......html
http://www.congocookbook.com/rare_recipes/

And here's a link to an article on some truly are roast. I'm sure that once you settle on a kosher version, the vendors will provide you with some no-fail recipes:
http://www.themonitor.com/life......html

(Must not repost until I get to number one on p. 500. Must not repost....)

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Sep 22 2016, 10:42 am

"KNEES" & "BELLYBUTTONS"

even g*yim measure

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Sep 23 2016, 7:59 am

Best carseat

You see, this is what's wrong with contemporary Judaism. (You think Rashi's mother cared about carseats?) Everyone wants "the best". And then they need to accessorize with accessories that cost enough $$$ to pay for 5 kids' tuition (someone else's 5 kids, of course, but don't get me started Rolling Eyes

). I bet they're on food stamps and she's a stay at home "babysitter" and her husband gets $50 a month for "shemiras sedarim" (wink wink) and

SLAP!

Thanks. I needed that.

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, Sep 23 2016, 9:37 am

"No money"

no cry

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Sep 25 2016, 11:34 am

Hosting single ladies on Shabbos

'Cause if you liked it, then you should have put a wig on it

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Sep 25 2016, 12:26 pm

Husband Smoking

Don't brag. My DH is pretty hot too. Tongue Out

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Sep 25 2016, 1:55 pm

Cod and Clementine

Fox!!!!!! Mazel tov!!!!!!!!!!!
(Please check out the thread, not starting any rumors here.)

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2016, 7:43 am

"Whats written in the ketuba?"

the amount of camels kallah's family brings the chosson & how many you leave with should you divorce

↑ treestump ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2016, 7:48 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Cod and Clementine

Fox!!!!!! Mazel tov!!!!!!!!!!!
(Please check out the thread, not starting any rumors here.)

Took me a second... hilarious!!!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2016, 10:31 am

Kol Torah in Lakewood NJ

(finishing the sentence) reverberates throughout Ocean County and beyond.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 26 2016, 4:10 pm

greenfire wrote:

"Whats written in the ketuba?"

the amount of camels kallah's family brings the chosson & how many you leave with should you divorce

and pages upon pages describing when you visit your parents and his under every conceivable circumstance, even those that the current calendar doesn't permit. All in Aramaic of course so you have to rely on DH to tell you what it says ...