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amother
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Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 10:06 am
We where sitting by my mom, all siblings together. My 3 year old says "mommy has 2 balls on her stomach!" We where ROFL Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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amother
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Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 11:47 am
Took ds 3 to the dr. Dr was quite old and had lots of wrinkles. Ds asks me - why does the dr have two lines by his mouth? Why does he look angry ? Why does he have something on his nose (a big pimple).
Gosh I didn't know if to break out laughing or crying.
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Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 12:03 pm
When I took my 3 yo dd to the dr, as he was approaching her she loudly said "Mommy, why does Dr. x have no hair?" (older and balding)
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heidi




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 12:13 pm
Walking to shul one Shabbos, my 15 month old son kept gleefully calling out "Daddy! " at every man who passed by.
I'm sure it did wonders for my reputation.
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amother
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Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 12:38 pm
My son's only 20 months so I'm sure the best is yet to come, but he told his grandma that 'mommy poop toilet' when I went upstairs to get something.
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artz




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 4:41 pm
My 3yr old thinks that I had him in her stomach and my ds 6yr old was in dh stomach
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amother
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Post Wed, Mar 09 2016, 5:02 pm
On succos- my three year old and my mother in law:

Savta, why do Daddy and Papa sleep in the succah?
Because it is a mitzvah for men.
Oh. So you mean when I am a daddy I will also sleep in the succah and have a really big p*nis?

I think my mil wet herself.
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