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↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 11 2015, 6:11 pm

Meringue Shells

Is this a new manufacturer or a color? And if a color, couldn't you just call it "white"?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 11 2015, 6:41 pm

Nail Polish - please explain

A solvent-based glossy lacquer applied to fingernails as a fashion statement.

↑ imasinger ↓

Mon, May 11 2015, 11:59 pm

Quick, Effective Tricks for Relieving Anxiety.

Read the cannabis thread and pm MY.

Second Name for Shalom

Sesame.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 3:27 am

won't eat help!!!!!!

I bet your cleaning lady is relieved.

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 7:36 am

DrMom wrote:

won't eat help!!!!!!

I bet your cleaning lady is relieved.

Aaaahhh, I was going to post that!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 9:51 am

Do you eat dips shabbos?

I'd try it, but in the stores where I shop, they don't sell large enough containers to dip an entire day in.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 4:27 pm

What do you wear when you're in labor?
Work clothes.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 5:55 pm

Father diagnose with dementia

Is father qualified to make diagnoses?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 7:13 pm

Mikvah when my mom is here

It once happened on an Erev Shabbat that while Hillel was out of the house, and his wife was doing her own chafifa, a woman banged on the door and said "Is Hillel here? Is Hillel here?"

She wrapped herself in her robe and came out to her. "My daughter", she said, "how can I help you?"

"I have a question to ask", she said.

"Ask, my daughter, ask", said Hillel's wife.

"How can I go to the mikva on Shavuos without anyone knowing?", she said.

"My daughter, that is a very important question. You can look to see the last thousand times that a woman asked that very same question about a Shabbos, or a different holiday".

The woman went away, Hillel's wife went back to her chafifa, and then another woman came and banged on the door ...

Last edited by imasoftov on Wed, May 13 2015, 3:15 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, May 12 2015, 7:19 pm

What straightener for sheitel?

"What is crooked will not be able to be straightened" - Kohelet 1:15

Any title to which "where were you last using it?" used to be the automatic response in this thread

"and what is missing will not be able to be counted" - ibid

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, May 13 2015, 3:20 am

Help me pick a new pocketbook

It takes a lot of training to be a successful pickpocket.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, May 13 2015, 11:20 am

Orlando in August.

... is the final Jeopardy answer. Imamother, what is the question. "What is unbearably hot?" Yes, that is correct. How much did you wager?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, May 13 2015, 11:51 am

can I start breastfeeding after 48 hrs of childbirth?

You certainly can't start before the childbirth.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, May 13 2015, 5:17 pm

2 year old advice. please.

Wouldn't you like advice that's more up-to-date?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 14 2015, 10:00 pm

Would you invest in purchasing diamonds for your sons?

1. My sons ARE diamonds
2. I prefer to call it "looking for shidduchim". And there will be no "purchasing" involved.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 14 2015, 10:06 pm

Lakewood malls have photography?

Shocking, isn't it?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, May 14 2015, 10:10 pm

I suffer from Depression

Correction: Your great-grandmother suffered in the Depression. You suffer from depression. (Not to make fun of OP, of course, just immediate uncut reaction to the title.)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, May 15 2015, 3:08 pm

Women who make rules for their husbands....

A man dies and sees 2 lines of men. One is interminably long, the other has one man in it. He asks someone from the long line what it's for and is told it's the line for henpecked husbands. So he goes to the yachid in the other line and asks what his line is for. The guy says, Beats me, my wife told me to get in this line.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 18 2015, 5:05 pm

No Bake Desser with Oreos

Portrait of Ms. Desser passing off popular-brand chocolate sandwich cookies as homemade; oil on canvas.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, May 18 2015, 5:06 pm

Light starter for Shavuos night

Yahrzeit licht and a wooden skewer

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