What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Apr 16 2015, 12:09 pm

imasoftov wrote:

Smooth bakini line

I prefer a one-piece bathing suit in the kitchen.

BIKINI! It's BIKINI! This is driving me crazy.

↑ mommyla ↓

Thu, Apr 16 2015, 1:05 pm

Barbara wrote:

BIKINI! It's BIKINI! This is driving me crazy.

YES! I get jittery every time I see it.

Also, new thread: "What is love?"
Sure I'm not the only one singing "baby don't hurt me."

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Apr 16 2015, 6:37 pm

Why do we have large families?

Because we have a lot of kids.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Apr 16 2015, 10:45 pm

Vitamin B and fluorescent pee

There's a Dr. Seuss poem in there somewhere, I just know it!

(Please, someone with more talent than I have, help me out here.)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Apr 17 2015, 10:55 am

Four c-sections...

I can't figure out which one of these it refers to
http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CCCC

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↑ CatLady ↓

Fri, Apr 17 2015, 2:06 pm

Raw or Cooked?

Both!

↑ Chickpea

Fri, Apr 17 2015, 3:30 pm

FranticFrummie wrote:

Vitamin B and fluorescent pee

There's a Dr. Seuss poem in there somewhere, I just know it!

(Please, someone with more talent than I have, help me out here.)

Vitamin B and fluorescent pee
So bright and glowing
Can't you just see? LOL

↑ imasinger ↓

Fri, Apr 17 2015, 3:41 pm

Forgot to put my schlissel in my schlissel challah.

That's it. Report to the nearest poorhouse immediately. You're doomed.

(Sorry to the OP who is suffering, though.)

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Apr 17 2015, 4:20 pm

Spaced out food mistakes

Eating a whole pizza after smoking a blunt

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 1:18 am

What does one wear to a black tie/black tie optional wedding

A black tie. Or not.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 1:19 am

Taharas Hamishpacha / Family Sanctity
>How to juggle?

Unless you are juggling bedika cloths, I think this thread was posted in the wrong section.

↑ grace413 ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 1:24 am

DrMom wrote:

Taharas Hamishpacha / Family Sanctity
>How to juggle?

Unless you are juggling bedika cloths, I think this thread was posted in the wrong section.

juggling bedika cloths
A good name for a frum rock band.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 6:53 pm

There was a character in National Lampoon called Politenessman who would throw (or threaten to) a steel handkerchief at people whose manners were less than impeccable. I'm going to start throwing steel bedika cloths.

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 7:36 pm

Every day pants for boys
Well, yes. You thought skirts once a week, maybe?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 7:38 pm

How to juggle?

Here's how I learned (well from an earlier edition) - http://www.amazon.com/Juggling.....44482

↑ cookiecutter ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 7:48 pm

zaq wrote:

Every day pants for boys
Well, yes. You thought skirts once a week, maybe?

You beat me to it although I was going to post something like "I know right? But for some reason people consider it a necessity!"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 7:51 pm

Is your child safe?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Apr 19 2015, 8:03 pm

If you did or your dd boards during high school

I took karate for a while but never got up to breaking boards

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Apr 20 2015, 1:36 am

Looking for a pregnancy app

Sometimes you have to just put down your smartphone and do things for real.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Apr 20 2015, 4:31 am

DrMom wrote:

Looking for a pregnancy app

Sometimes you have to just put down your smartphone and do things for real.

I have an app that keeps the other apps from breeding