What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ youngishbear ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2015, 4:01 pm

gittelchana wrote:

The state of the union is strong?

Umm... I don't think so.

Ahh... precisely why I put a question mark after the president's statement...

Disunited states is more like it.

But come share your opinion there, not on this lighthearted thread...

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2015, 6:50 pm

All Jews are Wealthy!

And all men are liars

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2015, 7:22 pm

What is the most challenging thing about marriage?

Finding someone you want to marry who also wants to marry you!

↑ Yiddis ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2015, 7:48 pm

How much food gets in your toddlers mouth?

Hm..hard to say.

Some gets into the hair..that doesn't count.
Some gets into the ear..that doesn't count either.
Some foods run down his chin and get into his shirt..no luck there.
And some gets tossed down on the floor..oh g-d!

So uh...nothin?

↑ Yiddis ↓

Wed, Jan 21 2015, 8:06 pm

Help dress me for potential interviews

Stand up tall. Put your right arm in here. Good. Now your left. Ok. Now let me grab a fresh pair of pantyhose. Can you stick your foot in here?

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 7:25 am

Lying vs vaccines

I am going to bet on vaccines to stop epidemics.

↑ Sanguine ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 8:16 am

Fill freezer before giving birth...

And press the green button twice...

Oh!! I hate these long instruction manuals

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 9:46 am

All My Children - Ford Street

First it was Queens, now Bklyn. No question that All My Children's in syndication Very Happy

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 11:39 am

"All My Children - Ford Street"

never paid attention to streets ~ just episodes waiting

those were the days of my life

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 12:06 pm

[quote="greenfire"]"All My Children - Ford Street"

never paid attention to streets ~ just episodes waiting

those were the days of my life[/quote]

When you were young and restless?

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 12:21 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

greenfire wrote:

"All My Children - Ford Street"

never paid attention to streets ~ just episodes waiting

those were the days of my life

When you were young and restless?

yes - but now I'm too busy as the world turns

↑ ora_43 ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 4:39 pm

"MUSLIM AROUND THE WORLD!"

Meh. Circumventing the globe just isn't that impressive now that we have modern aircraft.

↑ ora_43 ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 4:43 pm

"lying vs vaccines"

Please, it's not even a contest. Vaccines has made a good showing over the past century, but lying's been going strong since the dawn of humanity. My money's on lying.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 5:58 pm

watch battery in Lakewood

I've watched batteries before, but they're pretty boring. They just sit there.

Maybe they're more interesting in Lakewood? What

↑ JMM-uc ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 6:08 pm

ora_43 wrote:

"lying vs vaccines"

Please, it's not even a contest. Vaccines has made a good showing over the past century, but lying's been going strong since the dawn of humanity. My money's on lying.

True!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 6:25 pm

Does size matter?
When it comes to paychecks and bank accounts, absolutely.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 8:16 pm

greenfire wrote:

yes - but now I'm too busy as the world turns

Personally, I'm searching for tomorrow.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 9:41 pm

I got a new kitten for my other kitten am I crazy

Yes.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 9:43 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Personally, I'm searching for tomorrow.

Naturally. Because tonight the world is full of dark shadows.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 22 2015, 9:51 pm

Zaq, a little bit of guiding light can dispel a lot of darkness. Just saying.