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↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Dec 03 2014, 11:16 am

In search of child therapist Monsey.

Look no further. My kids will be glad to help you out.

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Dec 03 2014, 1:31 pm

HELP- Imam other looking Weirdon screen

Fathers is one thing, but Imams? This is takeh something that needs help. Now, Weirdon, that sounds like a good name for a stroller. But why you would be looking for a screen for it, I assume you mean a filter?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Dec 03 2014, 1:33 pm

HELP- Imam other looking Weirdon screen

Ikno wwhat youmean. Someonei sputting the spacesin th ewron gplaces. Makesit very hardt or ead.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Dec 03 2014, 1:33 pm

clim@x while together

It is better than climaxing while separated.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Dec 03 2014, 5:50 pm

How many meals a day do your kids eat?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Dec 03 2014, 9:30 pm

Is there a way not to see intimacy topics?

The following topics will allow you not to see intimacy:

Wearing blindfolds to bed
How to seal your bedroom windows and doors so no lights get in
Which blurry glasses should I wear while watching [filth]?
How to tell your neighbor to close their blinds

↑ seeker ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 1:07 am

What is the secret to getting your house to smell
Try leaving ripe bananas in each room for a week or so.
Or, if you have a baby handy, just stop throwing out the diapers.
Make sure to leave the wet towels crumpled on the bathroom floor, too.
Cancel the cleaning help.
That should pretty much do it.

How do you make baked farmer cheese?
Presumably you stick it in the oven.
The cheese, please, not the farmer.

Double lives - why?
Would make a good sequential thread title with that identical twins thread I saw earlier. ("Double lives. Why? Identical twins. Oh, that makes sense then")

When do you tell your mother you're pregnant?
Generally, only when I'm pregnant. Um, why?

Basically I really need to go to sleep already. That's usually the case when I start posting in this thread instead of just snickering at it. BTW it's on a new page and I didn't read back so if these were all posted already, sorry.

Yo-yo family planning
"Yo!"
"Yo!" Peace sign

"Wanna have a kid?"
"Word!"

↑ Sanguine ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 2:14 am

Visiting Israel and need cellphone

Live in Israel and need cellphone

(OK, not funny but that's my immediate reaction - I just lost my phone Sad

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Ruchel

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 7:44 am

What is the secret to getting your house to smell

Borrow my kids
Borrow my stomach bug

↑ imasinger ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 12:19 pm

Combination bill while nursing

Yes, you can either pay your own bills, or create them for your clients, if you have baby well established and can accurately type one handed. It's called NAK (nursing at keyboard). Check your work carefully, though.

↑ youngishbear ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 12:37 pm

Att Chabad: Is it Shabbos yet?

uh, don't all Jews start Shabbos at the same time, more or less, like tomorrow evening?

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 1:47 pm

under baby names: Help?

I apologize in advance to all those who have named your babies that, but respectfully, Help is not a good name at all for a baby. Might I suggest John, Paul, George or Ringo instead.

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 2:09 pm

urgent how long can I keep cookie dough in the fridge?
Depends how fond your family is of eating raw cookie dough.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Dec 04 2014, 8:35 pm

clim@x while together?

I should hope you don't clim@x while apart. Esp. your dh.

↑ centurion ↓

Sun, Dec 07 2014, 12:45 pm

private pottery place painting

say it five times fast

↑ debsey ↓

Sun, Dec 07 2014, 4:56 pm

If I'm am Not I, then who is me?

Friedasima, apparently.......

↑ Sanguine ↓

Mon, Dec 08 2014, 7:18 am

What do I get my sister for her 40th birthday?

Reading glasses

↑ Sanguine ↓

Mon, Dec 08 2014, 7:21 am

Looking for a Contact in Lakewood

Forget it. If you just dropped it now you might find it right there but if you lost it somewhere in Lakewood... It's like looking for a needle in a haystack

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2014, 3:15 am

AM I DOING SMETHING THAT IM NOT ALOUD TO??

IF YOU'RE GOING TO YELL IT ALOUD, THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO KNOW!!! Director

Tone it down, do you want your neighbors to gossip? Time out

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 09 2014, 3:17 am

Should Jewish schools teach shop?

Banging head

Make sure you supervise all those kids who are playing around with the equipment!

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