What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Nov 25 2014, 4:03 pm

Sudden accidents, what am I supposed to think?
Check the mezuzos?

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Nov 25 2014, 7:20 pm

PSA not all Chasidim are uneducated crooks

No. I hear some are well-educated crooks.

It's a joke!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 3:40 am

need exact exact chicken soup recipe

leave out the soap ...

source http://www.jr.co.il/humor/lit29.htm

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 4:52 am

"Are you on food stamps?"

nopes - they don't last the entire month - so now we are onto eating the kitchen cabinets Cheese

↑ 2gether ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 9:08 am

PSA not all Chasidim are uneducated crooks

does that mean to say that most shock

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 9:13 am

Name cufflinks in Hebrew

Chafatim.

↑ Yiddis ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 11:19 am

What's the story behind your username?

It was the name of my great great grandma. She died tragically during world war two. Nobody has taken a username after her yet. May it be a merit for her neshama.

And that's the story.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 3:27 pm

"nursing school"

you don't really need schooling ~ just stick the boob in & let the baby suckle

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 3:58 pm

"Teach a person how to eat fish and ?"

go fishing

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 6:23 pm

"Still in Love with Secret Lover"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 6:40 pm

Anyone have experience with "gifted" children?

http://lewisfrumkes.com/How-to......html

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Nov 26 2014, 8:26 pm

Gift for 9-11 boys

Let's see, if they were born on that tragic day, they'd be 13 now... maybe anything that they didn't get as a present for Bar Mitzvah that might be good?

ETA: did it get changed, or am I just a careless reader tonight? OK, 9-11 year old boys, I guess they'd be 14 now, not 13.

↑ imasinger ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 3:42 am

Laser hair removal while nursing?

Put that baby down. Move away slowly. Now, remember, there are some things that do not work well when baby is latched on. I'd put laser hair removal up there near brain surgery or driving.

↑ vintagebknyc ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 6:04 am

if you don't have any parties to go to and want to go to one

You're more than welcome to go to any of the parties I've been invited to, in my place.

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 6:20 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Anyone have experience with "gifted" children?

http://lewisfrumkes.com/How-to......html

sounds a little like silence of the lambs - do you need a nice chianti

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 6:22 am

greenfire wrote:

sounds a little like silence of the lambs - do you need a nice chianti

No, that goes with the specialty of the house. Or maybe the Irish stew.
Hey, we have to be prepared for some real immediate reactions on this official stream of consciousness thread Wink

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 6:44 am

"When are Cheerios Chadash?"

lemme guess - when they're new

↑ 2gether ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 8:48 am

where to buy paint today in NY

it sounds like you live in a desert not NY

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 9:25 am

"where to start- walking funny"

down a country road - or the boardwalk - or in the middle of the street

just make sure you have a few friends/family & start with everyone's right foot over the other person's left foot & continue to walk forward until you fall down with laughter it's fun & FUNny !!!

if that doesn't work you can always do the laverne & shirley ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Nov 27 2014, 9:33 am

"Words of Wisdom"

let it beeeeeeeeeee Music