What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 15 2014, 9:28 pm

How do you turn over flounder when frying?

First of all, frying, aka sunbathing, isn't recommended anymore. But if you insist, keep a timer outside and be near a window so you can look in. Not a good idea not to be near a pan when something's on the fire.
I'm sorry, I still haven't addressed how to actually flip the flounder. I'll leave that for the next poster.

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Sep 15 2014, 10:47 pm

irene vs diva
In this corner, weighing 98 pounds...(and a size 0)... not a good candidate for wrestling or boxing, I think...

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 2:19 am

How can I tell if my new sheitel is a fraud?

Follow this simple fool-proof algorithm:

Does it consist of some sort of head-shaped cap with strands of hair or hair-like substance attached to it?

If yes --> sheitel.
If not --> fraud.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 6:36 am

Shabbos in an Hour - Possible?

For sure, if you are posting 60 minutes before zman.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 10:19 am

So modified by my husbands behavior

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 10:22 am

3 year old discovery of his body parts

He has more than one?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 10:27 am

2 - 3 yr old erecti0n

You're supposed to go for medical attention after four hours, years is too long to wait.

↑ Teamster ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 10:31 am

Do I have to pay my housekeeper?

um, yes, if you hired her.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 11:19 am

Offer for car that fell through

I would pass up on that one. Wait for an offer for a car that has never fallen through or been in any major accidents.

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 12:08 pm

Milano iband?

The latest product from Apple. Have you ever dreamed of having a "kosher" version of the iPhone 6 built right into your sheitel? Call anyone, anytime. Text with your ears. Listen to shiurim ... or Beyonce, your choice. Well, your dreams have come true. Introducing the new Milano iband.

Shabbos mode not available. Consult your local Rockin' Rabbi for yom tov usage guidelines.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 5:10 pm

What is the most shallow reason you said no? (Just for f
(under shidduchim)

All together now:
Car seats in the back seat

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 5:12 pm

Do I have to pay my housekeeper?

No, she's working for the fun of it.

↑ r_ch ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 6:06 pm

Non-Sheitel Wearers, Please Be Brutally Honest!!!

Right! That's the price!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 6:58 pm

Loud and heavy gush from the center of my roof in one area

Congratulations on your soon-to-be-born baby roof.

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 7:26 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

What is the most shallow reason you said no? (Just for f
(under shidduchim)

All together now:
Car seats in the back seat

Like isn't enough for this.......
Rolling Laughter

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 7:33 pm

Work From Home Job

Yes. It's called being a mother. Oh, you mean one that pays a SALARY.........

↑ mandr

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 10:43 pm

Yom Tov Divorced
Was it Yom's fault or Tov's?

what kind of help do I need???
Punctuation Therapy!!!!!

How to Address Letter to a Rabbi
How about "Dear Rabbi"?

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Sep 16 2014, 10:43 pm

too much cleaning help?

There is NO SUCH thing....total myth.

MitzadSheini ↓

Wed, Sep 17 2014, 7:33 am

'ISO salmon on a bed of lettuce salad'

How about looking in the refrigerator ?

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Sep 17 2014, 9:10 am

We made yerida and all our clothes smell like vomit

Serves you right!