What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Teamster ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 5:29 am

Dead sea/Netanya in February

I think you should learn some geography before planning your vacation....

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 6:40 am

Praying for a pet

Oh please oh please convince ima and abba to buy me a pony!

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 6:44 am

Girlhood friend passed away years ago - still grieving.

Is she a ghost that walks the earth and can't let go of her grief?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 7:03 am

Need an old cell phone or home phone for baby

Boy is your baby precocious!

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 7:56 am

what does one mean by yichus

If you have to ask, you probably ain't got it!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 8:43 am

I need something wow to send for Aufruf.

Sorry, that's one of the banned topics.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 3:00 pm

CAN I TAKE A 2 WEEK BREAK DURING THE BREAK WEEK

Doesn't sound possible to me...
Unless it involves space travel and the law of relativity... or something like that...
Scratching Head

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jan 30 2014, 9:08 am

Fly Me To Ramallah On Delta Airlines

Thank you for flying Lufthansa.

↑ Sanguine ↓

Thu, Jan 30 2014, 2:31 pm

mishloach manos ideas for raggedy anne and andy

You know they're not really alive don't you? Well if you have to give them something, don't give them anything perishable

↑ seeker ↓

Fri, Jan 31 2014, 1:22 am

Mikvah??? Superbowl???
1) Those should really not belong in the same sentence
2) If you need to choose, you probably already have some SB issues...
(note: I do not relate to Superbowl culture much, apologies if this is an insensitive response. I didn't even read the thread, I just saw the title and said... oy.)

Challah getting stale - how to fix
Eat it.

Therapist with ring between her nostrils
...by Amother With Little Between her Ears.

How to get kids to listen
Rolling Laughter

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Jan 31 2014, 8:25 am

when do you stop monitoring your child's food intake?

Until they are ~30.

↑ allthingsblue ↓

Fri, Jan 31 2014, 10:32 am

Am I wierd?

Yes, ma'am, you are...it's spelled weird!

↑ penguin ↓

Fri, Jan 31 2014, 3:30 pm

Anyone on lithium? Did anyone ever have a manic attack?

There are lots of people on lithium. No doubt most of them are on it because they had a manic attack.

Oh, you want to know if anyone HERE is on lithium? Well, why don't you say so?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sat, Feb 01 2014, 11:36 pm

would it be ok to out this in the microwave

You should never out anyone anywhere. It's rude. Besides, how do you out someone (or something? You're calling a fellow poster here a thing?) in a microwave? It's too small.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Feb 02 2014, 12:59 am

would it be ok to out this in the microwave

It's orientation is none of your business, give it some privacy for pete's sake!

(Besides, that subject has been banned. Twisted Evil

)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 02 2014, 2:03 am

I thought I posted a pic of a child in bubble wrap last night (Israel time) here. Did I put it in a different thread? Did it violate a rule?

↑ yo'ma ↓

Sun, Feb 02 2014, 7:22 am

Eyelash extension nj
Where is that exactly, in the north or south part of nj? I never heard of that city there.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Feb 02 2014, 8:56 am

MM criteria

1. spheroid
2. printed with white lower-case "m"
3. red, yellow, brown, green, or blue (or tan, for all you old fogies)
4. filled with chocolate, possibly also with peanuts or almonds
5. melts in your mouth, not in your hands.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Feb 02 2014, 10:19 am

ing half marathon in Miami

I just have to say I love the title.
And you go, ladies!

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Sun, Feb 02 2014, 10:57 am

Pimple Mikvah

1. Vashti?
2. Do you get to choose the color?
3. edited.