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↑ imaima ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 1:59 pm

Maca for irregular bleeding/spotting

A maka for bleeding is dam.

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 5:13 pm

How can I dress up brownie on a plate?

Is it for your DH only? Cuz then Lingerie would be nice!

allthingsblue ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 8:07 pm

How can I dress up a brownie on a plate?

I first read this as, "How can I dress up as a brownie on a plate," and I thought, what a weird Purim costume!

↑ tryinghard ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 8:14 pm

imaima wrote:

Maca for irregular bleeding/spotting

A maka for bleeding is dam.

I was just thinking that it's a little harsh

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 8:32 pm

Pimples on lithium, help.

Tell lithium to try proactiv.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 9:00 pm

What would you want your Mon to taste like?

Lady, don't you be ofter oskin' what my mon he taste like. His taste is not bein' any of your business, lady. Go chase your own mon and be leavin' my mon alone afore I be sendin' my mon ofter you wid a machete.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 10:15 pm

Brick Segulah for leaving a non-Jewish boyfriend

1. Pick up a brick.
2. Pummel said non-Jewish boyfriend with brick.
3. Repeat step #2 as necessary (usually 2-3 times will suffice).

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 1:54 am

is housework for a part-time worker your job other job?

Immediate reaction = reaction after reading 4x = Scratching Head

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 8:43 am

No!No! laser hair removal ... yay or nay?

Sounds like you've already made up your mind, why are you asking?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 3:28 pm

period?

One word sentences are unconventional but generally acceptable. You still want to change that to Period? though.

↑ 33055 ↓

Sat, Jan 25 2014, 7:21 pm

Shabbos make up Pasaic
Shabbos make up Isreal

I hope these posters come up with a really good excuse why they missed Shabbos.

↑ tryinghard ↓

Sat, Jan 25 2014, 11:28 pm

"Banana Question" (in Kosher Kitchen)

Yes, bananas are kosher

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Sun, Jan 26 2014, 3:32 pm

Pregnancy
How should I do this?

Well, you see, when a man and a woman love each other....

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Jan 26 2014, 4:26 pm

What are your thoughts about this? Tracking devices

Every husband should be implanted with one.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jan 27 2014, 6:11 am

I feel like a loser that I live in NY

On the bright side, according to the latest census, there are 19,576,124 other losers with whom you can commiserate.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Jan 27 2014, 7:07 am

Squishy wrote:

What can I put in before a bikini wax?

What could this amother possibly be talking about? A tampon, a flag a cocktail umbrella?

Please tell me why this got a hug?

↑ rising hero ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2014, 11:38 am

Does anyone know how jacadi shoes run?

Yes, I do. With feet in them.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2014, 12:45 pm

Would u wear somethng diffrnt for a bar mitzva & a pidyan ha

Totally. I'd probably be wearing a little onsie at my pidyon haben, whereas I'd wear a suit and tie to my bar mitzvah.

If I were a boy, of course.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2014, 9:44 pm

Looking for cleaning lady

If your house is THAT messy that you can't find your cleaning lady, then you need a better cleaning lady.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2014, 1:21 am

Please help me choose a job title

How about "Her Royal Majesty, Empress of the Universe?"

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