What is the funniest/ embarrassing thing your child said...

↑ mommyla

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 1:26 pm

deena19k wrote:

Seriously? I don't find that funny. I understand a 3 year old might say that comment, but you're laughing about it? Really not cool.

I'm laughing about it because it's a refreshing way to look at life, not because the man was a "little person." I'm tall and have found it funny when little kids say I'm a giant because little kids are little kids.

Thanks, lubaussie. Yes, I'd be embarrassed if my kid said it and would apologize if the man had heard (and understood), but that doesn't mean it's not an adorable comment.

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 1:29 pm

For background, we speak English and Hebrew at home, no Yiddish except for a few common expressions. When my son was just two, we were visiting my very proper grandmother. He belched loudly and said "bubby, I made a greps!". Dh and I were mortified, she's very proper, what's she going to think (but he's only 2!) Well, without missing a beat, bubby responds: good for you, I see you two are teaching him Yiddish!

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 2:08 pm

My DS told me at a really busy Shabbat table "Mommy, how comes you look so beautiful in make up, and not so beautiful without make up"

anon cause ppl know this story IRL

shlomitsmum

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 2:57 pm

I am nursing the baby ....under a blanket while in a waiting room at the docs office
4 DD starts to talk to a older couple I think cut BH she is being so sociable.
She says to them :
My mommy makes the best milk ever ....HER BABA (breast) IS HUGE see (yanking the blanket)
I managed to not flash them but OMG embarrassed

ps HUGE to her is my mediocre 36 bs

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yo'ma ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 3:02 pm

shlomitsmum wrote:

ps HUGE to her is my mediocre 36 bs

If this was a contest, I would vote for you and I really thought a lot of the other ones were good Smile

ven

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 3:23 pm

this one is in the embarrasing category : three year old pointing at lady in burka . look mommy a real ghost ! oh dear I wanted to vapourize there and then .

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 4:53 pm

I frequently caused the anti- theft detector to beep as I left stores and could never understand why, until I eventually realized it happened whenever I used a specific pocketbook. Presumably, there was some store anti-theft device in the seam of the pocketbook - or something- that made it beep all the time. I explained this to my kids as the constant beeping was unnerving to them.

Anyway, as I was exiting a store w/ my kids once, it didn't beep, so my kid said really loud in front of security, store staff, and a bunch of customers "How come it didn't beep even though you have that thing in your pocketbook!?!??"

(anon bec. I told this to many people IRL)

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 4:53 pm

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 5:02 pm

We had just tried putting soy cheese on hamburgers. I guess DS, age 6 or so, must have liked it.

At a shul kiddush, the mother of a new friend, a Rebbetzin no less, asked him if he wanted to come over for lunch. "We'll have hamburgers," she said. At the top of his lungs, he yelled, "I don't like hamburgers. I only like cheeseburgers!"

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 6:49 pm

When I took my kids shopping at Target and we passed the bras and panty section, they said on top of their lungs 'look that's what mommy wears!' 😳

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 8:37 pm

My 5 year old and 3 year old and I were talking to neighbors. My 5 yr old had to go to the bathroom, and left. My 3 year old says to the other ladies, "my sister wears underwear, and I also do, but my mommy wears nothing". embarrassed

she's at the stage where, if she doesn't see it, it doesn't exist!

↑ amother ↓

Thu, Jan 23 2014, 11:44 pm

These are too funny!

1. Driving home from school one day my 5yo son says to me "Mommy you know there is no such thing as dinosaurs anymore" So I replied Yes they're extinct to which he replies " I think the Chinese ate them all - Mommy why do the Chinese eat everything!!" I was on the floor

2. My parents are Rabbi of an orthodox but not all members are frum shul in South Africa ... one family came over for Friday night that had never been to a Rabbi before and their almost 2 year old sits on my moms lap and points at her boobs and shouts " Look boobie" the poor family didn't know where to put themselves, we were all in hysterics my mom could not stop laughing (and was totally fine with it)

3. I was shopping with my 2 yo and was heavily pregnant ... a guy with a huge tummy is walking down the isle and my kid (really loudly) says look Mommy he also has a baby in his tummy ... I was sooooo embarressed!

(anon cos most friends know these stories)

lech lecha08 ↓

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 1:14 am

Shortly after having a baby, I was taking all the kids to the doctor. We walked by a very obese man. Oldest DD (almost 4 at the time) starts saying, in a confused tone, that he's going to have a baby but he's a man but he's going to have a baby and asking me how that's possible

Mama Bear ↓

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 6:21 am

my 8 yr old son did not know that it's inappropriate to talk about nursing in public - it was the first time he found out what nursing is (he didnt remember from his now 5 yr old brother). Succos in my parents succah, in front of my father, brother, husband, etc, he tells my 3 yr old nephew proudly: "Do you know how my baby brother eats? From my mother's 'boch'! (stomach)" Boy did I have to change the topic...

Rubber Ducky

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 6:52 am

Last Shabbos my son was telling over the parsha at the Shabbos table. Dear granddaughter Tikva is 23 months old.

DS: "And then Hashem came down on Har Sinai and said 'I am Hashem.' "

Tikva: "And I am Tikva."

Thanks to wonderful DDIL for telling me this anecdote. Very Happy

↑ amother ↓

Fri, Jan 24 2014, 8:11 am

amother wrote:

first time seeing a black person...

I was 3 and I said to my mother.. ma look a toasted man...

First time I saw a black person ( 2yo) I said, "woof woof doggie!"

embarrassed