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↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2013, 6:26 pm

Is my baby hungry?

Yes, she is, Mommy. Is my Mommy going to feed me?

↑ Cookie Monster ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2013, 7:03 pm

BIGGER SIZE TOPS OR MATERNITY

For all caps you'll need bigger size tops. Maternity would've been fine if only the middle letter in each word would be caps.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2013, 7:08 pm

"BIGGER SIZE TOPS OR REGULAR MATERNITY??"

yes you do get bigger size on top when pregnant ...

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2013, 7:56 pm

"Homebirth teleconference Tuesday Morning"

giving birth via teleconference ?!?!?!
this I'd like to hear ~ NOT !!!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 09 2013, 11:55 pm

cry-it-out for a 1 year old? I'm in tears

Poor little baby.
I'm sure your mommy means well. Don't despair -- hang in there.
BTW, you type very well for a 1-year-old!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 3:19 am

zaq wrote:

I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?

Because the ringer's broken.

True story. I used to have an exceptionally smart dog. She realized that when the phone rang, I stopped playing with her. I only had a land line in those days, and no phone in the living room, so I split the bedroom line and ran the cord under the rug in the living room over to the sofa.

One day, I thought I heard a faint ringing in the bedroom, but not in the living room. I answered the living room phone, but there was no one on the line. It took me a while to realize that the bedroom phone was still working just fine. Everything else seemed totally normal.

What

I got the bright idea to trace the phone cord from the bedroom. About halfway under the rug, I saw that the cord had been chewed in half, and the rug had been very neatly replaced, with nary a wrinkle! To this day I have no idea how she got the rug to lie so perfectly.

Sneaky dog. She was "man's best friend", because my human friends couldn't get me on the phone!

↑ rising hero ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 6:10 am

Black and white cookies from the purple cookbook

White flour, yellow eggs, brown cocoa... Colors

↑ Rutabaga ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 7:27 am

Black and white cookies from the purple cookbook

What's black and white and purple all over?
A zebra with style!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 11:45 am

"TONIGHT!!! 9pm EST vaccine teleconference !!!"

I'm guessing it won't hurt as much - through the telly

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 11:51 am

"What do you do with extra wire hangers?"

sometimes I actually hang clothes ... other times I untwist them & stick them down the drain [but that's if somebody hid my snake]

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 11:54 am

What do you do with extra wire hangers?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 11:57 am

"best wig for 2K?"

is there a y2k problem with sheitels now ?!?!?! what do we do ... buy bottled water ... extra batteries ... the indian hair or donate our hair ... or get a rather large cat's hairball

↑ yo'ma ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 12:29 pm

Barbara wrote:

What do you do with extra wire hangers?

Every child should see this movie, so they should realize, hey my mom ain't half bad Smile

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 1:27 pm

stained bedika (hemorrhoids)

shock

Honey, we need to have a talk. This could take a while.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 4:37 pm

In Toilet Training:

How to Move it Along

Tell him to sit there and push really hard, and there will be a movement.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 6:25 pm

What do you do with extra wire hangers?

Isn't that a sign that it's time to go shopping for a new wardrobe? They're not really extra.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 10 2013, 8:39 pm

"Help me choose between DaVinci and Young America Crib please"

davinci is a famous artist - so that picture looks better

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 11 2013, 3:57 am

What brand of reusable nipple covers do u recomend?

How about a bra?
It covers more than just your nipples, and they last for years if you hand wash/dry them.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 11 2013, 9:15 am

Krasne vs. Skver
(Sorry don't remember the exact name)
I think we can start a whole new thread dedicated to chinuch descisions/Madison Square Garden Events titles.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 11 2013, 9:17 am

Mamas and Papas Luna Stroller

I hear they're on sale every Monday.

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