What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 11:41 am

"Which brands of sheitels carry lace front?"

I didn't know people actually looked for sheitels with lice ... Scratching Head

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 12:19 pm

Under pregnancy -- Having my fifth!! Give me chizuk!

NO. Please, lord, no. Look, I understand that some people will say that an occasional glass of wine, or even an infrequent cocktail, is OK during pregnancy. But an entire FIFTH? Do you know how much liquor that is?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 12:38 pm

ideas program 4 6th graders

If "ideas" has already programmed four sixth graders, they're a very dangerous cult indeed. Contact an anti-cult group with experts skilled in deprogramming and save those kids!

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 1:07 pm

"gap year"

I'll take whatever clothes you want to buy me from the gap - yes for an entire year
[how often will we go shopping - weekly - biweekly - monthly]

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 1:18 pm

"What should I do???" menstruation forum

I suggest you use tampons/pads/toilet paper if that's all you have on hand

p.s. if you have to go to walmart to purchase sanitary products - buy chocolate as well ... everyone will let you go ahead of the line

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 1:20 pm

"Can't get to the Dr. before 12 weeks...ok?" under pregnancy

it's okay by me if you wait till the 9th month & baby's head is crowning

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 2:01 pm

"Spinoff - what do you think of your daughter(s)-in-law?"

we're spinning ... anxiously awaiting the day/month/year we find out what to think ~ god willing

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 2:16 pm

Creative Thanksgiving-Chanuka recipes

Oh, this is too easy. But fun!
(Pareve) Chocolate coin-stuffed turkey. Milchig if tofurkey.
Cranberry potato kugel
Turkey-filled sufganiyot

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 2:20 pm

Why sx?

Is this a riddle? Then, because svn ate nin?
(My apologies, OP, if there's any genuine pain,, etc. in your thread, I'm not opening it to find out.)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 2:29 pm

Rabbi Wallerstein Delivers Scathing Rebuke At Agudah Convent

FINALLY someone admits that BY schools are essentially Jewish nunneries.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 2:41 pm

computer desk/armoire

Forget it - you're not going to find $98,000. Don't bother unscrewing the top.
(edited for typo.)

Last edited by lkwdmommy on Mon, Nov 18 2013, 3:11 pm; edited 2 times in total

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 2:46 pm

Yehudis in Charedi Israel

The Jewish version of Alice in Wonderland?

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 3:09 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Why sx?

Is this a riddle? Then, because svn ate nin?
(My apologies, OP, if there's any genuine pain,, etc. in your thread, I'm not opening it to find out.)

she's not in pain ... it's an imamother query regarding the word - rest assured - she simply wants to bring the word s-e-x-y back

[but I'm in pain from laughter ... 7 ate 9 ] Silly

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 3:31 pm

greenfire wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Why sx?

Is this a riddle? Then, because svn ate nin?
(My apologies, OP, if there's any genuine pain,, etc. in your thread, I'm not opening it to find out.)

she's not in pain ... it's an imamother query regarding the word - rest assured - she simply wants to bring the word s-e-x-y back

[but I'm in pain from laughter ... 7 ate 9 ] Silly

Thanks. Because I'd hate to be making fun of someone who's suffering.
For those who don't know, 7 ate 9 is the answer to the riddle, why was 6 scared.

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 4:39 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

I knew I should have posted this twice or so. I wanned to be the first on p. 200! Boohooarooni!)

does this mean I should celebrate being the first one on page 200 ...

yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yappeeeeeeeee yahoooooooooooooey

לחיים Drunken Smile

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 4:55 pm

"What kind of school is Prospect Park?"

a school that is definitely not near prospect park ... so don't expect to go there during recess

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 5:42 pm

Any Chanukah events happening around NY area?

Nope. None at all. Twisted Evil

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 5:45 pm

Current handbag trends in Brooklyn

You probably can't go wrong with pleather!

↑ mummiedearest ↓

Mon, Nov 18 2013, 5:59 pm

Rabbi Wallerstein Delivers Scathing Rebuke At Agudah Convent

what was rabbi wallerstein doing at a convent, and what does agudah have to do with it?