Unfortunate Names | Imamother

Mama Bear ↓

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 5:06 pm

There's a urologist named Dr. Seaman. No joke.

↑ Mama Bear ↓

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 5:17 pm

ladies, I'm luaghing so hard Im crying funniest thread ever.

shanie5 ↓

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 6:46 pm

Plastic surgeon named Kraftchin-actually worked on my son-right near his chin.

A man who works with prosthetics named Shoemaker.

My sister had a teacher named Robin Robins-married name.

Volunteer ↓

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 8:13 pm

I was one referred to a gastroenterologist named Dr. Kwak. I couldn't believe someone actually had that name, so I called the insurance company to confirm. Indeed. She must have gotten a lot of ribbing. I actually decided not to see her because I just couldn't picture me going into her office with a straight face.

centurion

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 8:39 pm

There's an orthopedic surgeon named Dr. Klotz.

I know a person with the first name Tuna and her last name is Fisch.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 8:43 pm

centurion wrote:

There's an orthopedic surgeon named Dr. Klotz.

I know a person with the first name Tuna and her last name is Fisch.

TUNA?

No way! She must really hate her parents.

I knew a girl who was determined to hyphenate her last name if she ever got married. Her last name is Frye. She turned down a date from a boy who's last name was French. She just couldn't see going through life as a French-Frye, no matter how nice the boy was!

Shani88

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 8:49 pm

I am laughing so hard from these!!
I know a lady named Fraidy who married someone with the last name Katz.

runninglate

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 8:50 pm

WOW!! wrote:

my grandfather made a shidduch for 2 of his friends children
girls last name: luckshen
boys last name: kugel

Stop it! Is this for real?

↑ ThankYouHashem ↓

Sat, Oct 19 2013, 9:03 pm

runninglate wrote:

WOW!! wrote:

my grandfather made a shidduch for 2 of his friends children
girls last name: luckshen
boys last name: kugel

Stop it! Is this for real?

definitely is!
I just did not know that people had last names like that Smile

Ilovechoumous ↓

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 12:37 am

most of the names may be unfortunate, but all sounding jewish. how would you feel if you posted a name and it was an actual imamother or her relative? I bet they would feel made fun of.

just saying.

Teamster

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 1:00 am

my mom had a dermatologist Dr. Derma

there's a doctor I saw advertised for colons or something, named Dr. Tooshi.

my friend knew someone named Ida Juana

ValleyMom

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 4:15 am

There's a family here named Mabooby.

I hope they never hear that over a loudspeakker...

Mabooby please report to gate 12"

ChossidMom ↓

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 4:43 am

Thank you for the good laugh. I haven't laughed so much at one thread in a long time!

I used to have Teimani neighbors with the last name Noach. They also had a son named Noach.
So, his name is Noach Noach. Go figure.

Last week I went with a family member to see a neurologist at Hadassah named Professor Zohar Argov. This is also the name of a famous Israeli singer who was a druggie and committed suicide. It' just weird because it's such an uncommon name!

↑ Raisin

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 4:45 am

its pretty common with sefardim to have the same last name and first name. Eg Menashe menashe, Yosef Yosef.

↑ pumpkinsbubby

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 4:57 am

We have a daughter Elkie and we were worried she'd marry someone with the last name Seltzer! She didn't.

↑ ChossidMom

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 5:50 am

pumpkinsbubby wrote:

We have a daughter Elkie and we were worried she'd marry someone with the last name Seltzer! She didn't.

Well, my niece did! (But her name isn't Elkie)

invisiblecircus

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 5:56 am

Sanguine wrote:

DH worked with a man named Jack Danish - his wife's name was Cinnamon

I'd say the name Cinnamon was pretty unfortunate in itself!

I knew of a girl in my previous community called Brochali. I always thought that was pretty ill thought out for an English speaking family in an English speaking country.

greenfire ↓

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 5:58 am

I'm guessing itchie protested & doesn't like us discussing his ~~organs~~ surname - even if the story is real

chocolate chips

Sun, Oct 20 2013, 5:59 am

greenfire wrote:

I'm guessing itchie protested & doesn't like us discussing his ~~organs~~ surname - even if the story is real

I was telling dh this story (when I finally stopped laughing long enough) and we both couldn't understand how he actually let people call him that.
I mean itchee? He could have demanded yitzchok...