What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ imasinger ↓

Sun, Jun 16 2013, 10:47 pm

Could you diagnose me?

Sure. Looking for a diagnosis from random strangers on imamother?

Meshuggeneh. There's your diagnosis. Next?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 7:38 am

"I'm the DH of that binging thread"

What's a binging thread?
When you click on it, does it go "BING!"?

(And why are you a man?)

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:22 am

First prenatal appt in Israel

Look, we do tend to lag behind in some areas but I know for a fact that yours is not the first prenatal appointment in Israel.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:42 am

greenfire wrote:

"Camera trouble!"

latest saga in the Berenstain Bears books

And I would have gone with Jodi Arias.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:50 am

Torah, Army and the Haredim- The best article I've seen

I dont want to see

↑ jerusalem-girl ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 9:58 am

chani8 wrote:

Torah, Army and the Haredim- The best article I've seen

I dont want to see

Hey, you've been spying on me and seeing my expressions??

↑ chani8

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 11:05 am

jerusalem-girl wrote:

chani8 wrote:

Torah, Army and the Haredim- The best article I've seen

I dont want to see

Hey, you've been spying on me and seeing my expressions??

I was reacting on behalf of all imamothers. LOL Both sides.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 12:00 pm

Ah, but Chani and Jgirl, what will your reactions be after you've actually read it? Dancing

↑ jerusalem-girl ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 12:49 pm

Does you're child go to Oorah?
Does you're child go to Oorah?
Does you're child go to Oorah?
Does you're child go to Oorah?

OK. Try this: Does YOUR child go to Oorah and then press submit once.

↑ jerusalem-girl ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 12:50 pm

jerusalem-girl wrote:

Does you're child go to Oorah?
Does you're child go to Oorah?
Does you're child go to Oorah?
Does you're child go to Oorah?

OK. Try this: Does YOUR child go to Oorah and then press submit once.

Hey, now I only see one. Mind tricks?

↑ imasinger ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 1:48 pm

What to wear during birth?

Your birthday suit, of course. That's what we're all born in.

↑ Teamster ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 2:04 pm

should I go?

if you gotta go, you gotta go.

↑ CatLady ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 2:46 pm

Why did I have a C-section?

I don't know, Kim. Maybe you should be asking the doctors. In the meantime, relax and enjoy the mango-pineapple smoothie that Kanye brought you.

↑ CatLady ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 2:48 pm

Long maxi-skirt

Back in the day, we called them midi-skirts.

↑ rising hero ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 5:37 pm

Under relationships
Boys gently used size 7-8

Wow that's specific detail...

Fox ↓

Mon, Jun 17 2013, 6:20 pm

Madam F. wrote:

Under relationships
Boys gently used size 7-8

Wow that's specific detail...

I don't know if my two boys would be considered "gently used" or not. I mean, I've tried not to be too hard on them . . . I'm also not sure about their sizes.

Here I'd been davening that they find their basherts at the right time. I guess I should have been davening that they find girls who don't mind a few dents and dings . . .