What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, May 24 2013, 8:44 am

Speaking of busses and Yiddn...so painful

Hm, are Jews more likely to have chapped lips? Maybe a good moisturizer would help?

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, May 24 2013, 9:13 am

Lawyer suggestion

''The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.''

- William Shakespeare

↑ greenfire ↓

Fri, May 24 2013, 11:24 am

"Gecko vs. Cobra vs. Salamander"

a slithering bunch of choices ...

gecko - changes colours
cobra - can be a tight squeeze
salamander - always cute

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, May 24 2013, 2:08 pm

So glad to be a yid!

I cannot explain, but every time I see this, I picture Maurice Chevalier singing it on the streets of Paris in Gigi.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Sat, May 25 2013, 7:39 pm

Looking for book: cannot remember title or author

Good luck with that...

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Sat, May 25 2013, 10:30 pm

Inexpensive fish starter ideas

Just give a couple of fish some champagne and a little privacy....

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↑ rising hero ↓

Sat, May 25 2013, 10:39 pm

which BC pill are you on? why?

I'm a bit confused. You wanna know which pill I'm on, yet you don't even know why I'm on it. So what's it to ya anyway??

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, May 26 2013, 2:12 am

"Pupa Mikvah near Continental"

Huh? Insects use the mikvah?

Near Continental? (Airlines? Didn't they get absorbed by United?)

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, May 26 2013, 6:18 am

"What is the fashion in lakewood?"

I don't know the specifics, but whatever it is, I'll bet it's black.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, May 26 2013, 11:53 am

"Marrying a younger child before the older"

Time for a halacha refresher: You are not allowed to marry any of your children, no matter how old they are!

↑ jerusalem-girl ↓

Sun, May 26 2013, 12:10 pm

I pad

Because it's written as two words, I kept seeing this as a statement like: I pad or I tampon or I diva cup

(I actually opened the thread before I 'got it')

↑ Mama Bear

Sun, May 26 2013, 12:21 pm

Marrying a younger child before the older

Please, no matter what you do, dont marry a child, and definitely dont marry two children. Youre not Yaakov Avinu.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, May 26 2013, 2:31 pm

"Question for anyone who knows Baltimore"

it's in maryland [& yes they sell twizzlers there too Tongue Out

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↑ jerusalem-girl ↓

Sun, May 26 2013, 2:38 pm

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!BIRTH CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Did I get it right?)

How long are you on Imamother that you just discovered Birth Control?

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, May 27 2013, 7:55 pm

Admin vs. Yael

The long-awaited sequel to Bambi vs. Godzilla

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, May 27 2013, 8:04 pm

"Colorful cupcake or pleated skirts"

colourful cupcake Colors

↑ runninglate ↓

Mon, May 27 2013, 8:53 pm

What can you say about wigs from mimi's looks? I can say they're awful. I can say they're stunning. Which one would you like to hear? I aim to please.

↑ jerusalem-girl ↓

Tue, May 28 2013, 3:00 am

Birthing couch or doula

I've never heard of a birthing couch, although it sounds comfortable! But do you really think it replaces having a doula?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, May 28 2013, 4:20 am

"Birthing couch or doula"
Both sound like painful experiences. I'd rather birth a doula though. How old is she?

↑ shalhevet ↓

Tue, May 28 2013, 4:52 am

"waxing needed by arzei habira/shmuel hanavi"

I'm sure Shmuel Hanavi didn't wax (or Arzei Habira either).