What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ anon for this ↓

Mon, Feb 04 2013, 8:19 pm

"For those of us that can't stand incorrect grammar/punctuation"

Actually, I think it's "whom".

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Mon, Feb 04 2013, 8:46 pm

Is the landlord responsible in the case? Please weigh in

I weigh about 150 and I wouldn't blame it on my landlord. It's probably more the choco chips cookies I baked.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Feb 04 2013, 9:31 pm

"Sea Buckthorn Oil - ever hear of it, what's it good for?"

Spoken like someone who has obviously never suffered from a squeaky Sea Buckthorn.

↑ shiffycc ↓

Mon, Feb 04 2013, 9:38 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Sea Buckthorn Oil - ever hear of it, what's it good for?"

Spoken like someone who has obviously never suffered from a squeaky Sea Buckthorn.

You made me L.O.L!

↑ grace413 ↓

Mon, Feb 04 2013, 10:39 pm

control top - can you help me?

And I thought I was the only one unable to control her tops!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 3:44 am

anon for this wrote:

"For those of us that can't stand incorrect grammar/punctuation"

Actually, I think it's "whom".

Actually, I believe the correct word is "who". If the bad grammar couldn't stand us, then you would say "whom". But we're the ones doing the not standing (sitting?) so we are not the recipient of the verb, so it is "who".

↑ anon for this ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 4:10 am

the world's best mom wrote:

anon for this wrote:

"For those of us that can't stand incorrect grammar/punctuation"

Actually, I think it's "whom".

I think you're right. I guess immediate reactions aren't always the best ones.

↑ StrongIma ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 6:51 am

Quote:

Is baby ready to eat yet (4 months)?

has she been in the oven for 4 months? poor thing.
why do you want to eat her, anyhow?

(I know Puke

)

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 7:47 am

Is there a solution or will I just go crazy?

Nope, you're doomed to insanity. Twisted Evil

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 7:51 am

StrongIma wrote:

Quote:

Is baby ready to eat yet (4 months)?

has she been in the oven for 4 months? poor thing.
why do you want to eat her, anyhow?

(I know Puke

)

No, she's just a piece of aging meat.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 5:44 pm

Toilet training over shabbos

Another myth, the frum version of "toilet training in less than a day"

↑ observer ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 6:10 pm

"Calling all imamothers who exercise: When/how do you do it?"

I would assume they 'do it' the same way everyone else does...and at whatever time works for their schedules...

(sorry, guess I have a dirty mind)

↑ centurion ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 10:19 pm

Nosh that starts with a k

Knosh. Except it's pronounced nosh

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Feb 05 2013, 11:25 pm

centurion wrote:

Nosh that starts with a k

Knosh. Except it's pronounced nosh

Knosh = When you want to nosh on a knish.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 6:03 am

Can my kids wear this?

If they bring a permission slip.

↑ anon for this ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 6:49 am

StrongIma wrote:

Quote:

Is baby ready to eat yet (4 months)?

has she been in the oven for 4 months? poor thing.
why do you want to eat her, anyhow?

(I know Puke

)

I read that title and remembered that Swift in "A Modest Proposal" recommended waiting a year.

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 9:24 am

How can you tell if a guy is gay?

Ask him his thoughts on Liza Minelli?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 4:39 pm

How can you tell if a guy is gay?

If he introduces you to his husband.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 5:46 pm

Obama who?

Aren't (ok, orange, but it won't work) you glad I didn't say banana?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Feb 06 2013, 6:37 pm

How much does Pesach cost you?

an arm and two legs.