What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 4:23 pm

"Bugs in Yeshiva Food"

I'm sure they're kosher with all those mashgichim in training ...

or maybe they are gilgulim of mashgichim who need s/o to say a brocha on them ...

↑ yksraya ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:00 pm

Any dr.s on this site

Is it an emergency? Did something happen?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:01 pm

Newly Married; NYC to London

Mazel tov! If we're pairing up cities, I might have a few shidduchim to suggest...

(NYC & London actually don't sound so compatible to me. You know what I mean: one is unapologetically brash and loud, the other has a dry British sense of humor and polished European manners, and the list goes on. But since they're already married, I'll keep my mouth shut.)

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:02 pm

yksraya wrote:

Any dr.s on this site

Is it an emergency? Did something happen?

"Is there a doctor in the house"

↑ IMHopinion ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:09 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Instant Hot Water tastes foul"

Instant hot water -- just add hot water!

(credit to Steven Wright)

Can I like this twice.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:13 pm

After birth diet

Well, there aren't too many options. It usually consists of that boring white milky stuff

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:14 pm

After birth diet

Yuck. The grapefruit diet is more appealing.

↑ yksraya ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 5:27 pm

Too tired..... pls help

Have trouble sleeping? Take motrin pm!!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 6:35 pm

Would you work out in a mixed gym?

I'd prefer it. A gym that has only one kind of equipment or program, be it yoga, Pilates, spinning or what have you, is boring and less effective.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 6:38 pm

Under Intimacy: Waxing? At home?

Doesn't sound like an effective method of achieving pleasure during intimacy. But if you're into sadism...

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 8:49 pm

"After birth diet"

are they still eating placentas Cheese

http://nymag.com/news/features.....11-8/

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 9:04 pm

"He needs the lube"

WD-40 works & plays as hard as you do

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 9:22 pm

He needs the lube

But who needs the rubber gloves?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 9:32 pm

"trying to work out a budget Sad

"

no problemo ~ run up & down the stairs 10x you will work out & save money at the same time

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 10:31 pm

9 year old boy gift

If it's for me, please change your mind. I don't want a 9 year old boy as a gift. Thanks anyway.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Nov 27 2012, 10:53 pm

"How do you shave down there?"

let me count the ways ...

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 5:42 am

DS passes gas the whole time!! (Sorry if is tmi.)

Doesn't sound like tmi sounds like too much chulent.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 7:11 am

Not happy whit my life want to runaway

Not happy whit your spelling. Fuggetaboutit.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 9:25 am

Where can I find posters to hang in the classroom?

I can understand your wanting to hang a poster or two from this site--the "teen prg" and "depressing dh blog" troll comes to mind--but, please, not in a classroom! The kids wouldn't understand.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Nov 28 2012, 11:21 am

"Where can I find posters to hang in the classroom?"

sorry not really in the mood to hang out in the classroom ... perhaps at the playground