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↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 2:11 pm

I'm just fat...why do people NUDGE ME???

because you're overflowing into their seat.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 2:41 pm

You are an unmarried young woman, would it bother you?

Yeah! Like totally - especially at PTA in Yeshivahs Baby Momas get dissed.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 2:45 pm

"Survey - number of children and number of siblings"

do the math - those of us with good families have the same amount or twice as much if they want to up the ante ... those with trauma divide them into half or never get married

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 4:03 pm

How long were you married before...

The first time was five years.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 5:05 pm

Need alternative to food

Can't stop thinking of the Jetsons.

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Frum doula in NY?

Nah, what are the odds of that?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 8:27 pm

Where have all the Bodek Brussel Sprouts gone?

Yes! The missing stanza!

Where have all the Bodek Brussel sprouts gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the BBS gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the BBS gone?
Well, there was this hot recipe in the Binah
When will they ever learn?
When will they eeeever learn?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 10:17 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

LOL! I knew that would be your post. I was waiting.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Oct 17 2012, 10:19 pm

Help! Your tv is keeping me up.

Sorry I will lower it.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 9:58 am

Help! Your TV is keeping me up!

No it isn't! I don't even have a TV! You can stop yelling at me!

↑ mummiedearest ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 10:03 am

PinkFridge wrote:

where has the recipe from binah gone?
long time passing
where has the recipe from binah gone?
long time ago...
where has the binah recipe gone?
children shredded it, everyone.
oh, when will they ever learn
when will they ever learn

where have all the children gone?
long time passing
where have all the children gone?
long time ago...
where have all the children gone?
to the newsstand everyone.
oh, when will they ever learn
when will they ever learn.

where have all the newsstands gone?
long time passing
where have all the newsstands gone?
long time ago...
where have all the newsstands gone?
covered with brussel sprouts, everyone.
oh, when will they ever learn?
when will they ever learn.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 10:29 am

Do you like how uggs look with short skirt?

I don't like how uggs look, period.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 11:43 am

Apologies to Mr. Seeger, who's still alive and well and according to Wiki still in concert a few years ago in his late 80s.

↑ mummiedearest ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 11:52 am

PinkFridge wrote:

Apologies to Mr. Seeger, who's still alive and well and according to Wiki still in concert a few years ago in his late 80s.

he sang at occupy wall street. he's doing just fine, afaik.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 12:12 pm

mummiedearest wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Apologies to Mr. Seeger, who's still alive and well and according to Wiki still in concert a few years ago in his late 80s.

he sang at occupy wall street. he's doing just fine, afaik.

OWS? No apologies, then. No actually, I knew that's where his loyalties lie.

↑ mummiedearest ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 12:17 pm

well, he was america's favorite commie, wasn't he?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 12:20 pm

Substituting oil for margarine?!?

Look, Imamother can get pretty controversial. If you can't handle some of the edgier stuff, like fat substitution, maybe this isn't the place for you.
(Sorry, just love extreme punctuation - yes, a great name come to think of it!)

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 1:59 pm

"Where is the name bonnie from? Any other unusual nicknames?"

My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
my Bonnie lies over the sea,
My Bonnie lies over the ocean,
O bring back my Bonnie to me.

Chorus:
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my Bonnie to me, to me:
Bring back, bring back, O bring back my Bonnie to me.

O blow ye winds over the ocean,
O blow ye winds over the sea.
O blow ye winds over the ocean,
And bring back my Bonnie to me. Music

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 3:45 pm

"please post your favorite combo pill, and why"

I like to pop some anti-anxiety meds & chase it down with some ancient ancient age 10 year kentucky bourbon whiskey

need I explain
Cheers

לחיים

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 4:48 pm

Woman lives bibilically.

Revenge of Mrs. A. J. Jacobs?

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Thu, Oct 18 2012, 6:09 pm

under toddlers- gift for single friend
I know Rivka got married at 3, but that's not the norm. You don't need to specify that your toddler's friend is single.

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