Imafather.com

Silver Member Joined: Nov 20 2007 Posts: 802

woudn't the site be called ABAFATHER NOT IMAfather

Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2009, 10:37 pm Post subject: Re: re: Imafather.com

Posted: Tue, Nov 24 2009, 11:12 pm Post subject: re: Imafather.com

How about:

PMS! Heeeellllpp!

She is still in the bathroom! What does she DO in there for so long?

WWYD? Guy next to me in shul is always whipping me with his tallis!
_________________
הודו לה' כי טוב, כי לעולם חסדו

Silver Member Joined: Jul 24 2009 Posts: 754

Help, babysitting now - Quick advice needed on how to change a diaper.

Posted: Wed, Nov 25 2009, 1:04 am Post subject:

In place of the sheitels querries, which is the latest going car that raises eyebrows?

I only slapped her twice, why the fuss?
_________________
Because it's good!

Silver Member Joined: Apr 27 2009 Posts: 737

men don't really need this type of site. Isn't this what they do in the mikvak daily?

Posted: Wed, Nov 25 2009, 3:06 am Post subject:

"DW just wrote me the weirdest txt, something about an unexpected visitor. WTH does that mean??"
_________________
Certified Childbirth Educator
Certified Pregnancy Massage Therapist
Certified Doula

Posted: Wed, Nov 25 2009, 4:07 am Post subject: re: Imafather.com

My DH is way into social networking! He chats online all the time and seriously wades in with earnest advice-about computers and electronics! His facebook page always has up-to-date pictures of his circuits! Not a single one of me and the kids. I'm guessing that "Imafather" would have no mention of DW, DS or DD. I bet it would have some Torah talk and a lot of excruciatingly boring hobby stuff (the kind I only pretend to listen to). They would probably also do the armchair mechanic stuff like we advise each other on health. We might be able to spy on it, but it would be too boring. Laughing

_________________
Dark and frozen for now

Gold Member Joined: Dec 06 2007 Posts: 1365

Posted: Wed, Nov 25 2009, 10:48 am Post subject:

Thread title:
Beard issues; should I shave, wax, or go Brazilian?

My DW wants me to do an all Brazilian beard job. Why should I endure the pain? What in this world does she do as painful as this? After all, I go thru the pain of living with a hormonal piece of flesh aka a wife, isn't that painful enough?

Silver Member Joined: Jul 24 2009 Posts: 754

DW mad that I bought the wrong cucumbers - Where did I go wrong??? I just figured I may as well buy the big, fat ones!

Diamond Member Joined: Jan 01 2008 Posts: 4023

Diamond Member Joined: Feb 28 2008 Posts: 2964

THE CHASSIDISHE VELT

WHY MUST I ALWAYS GIVE IN?? HELP

Imafather(posting anonymously)

I am married for 3 years now ke'h. No serious complaints, except that My DW is very sensitive.. and like most women.. can sometimes be a real nag.. Rolling Eyes

But for the sake of Shalom bayis, I give into most of her nonsense, as long as it doesn't affect my Rochnios.
Lately, she came up with this new meshugas, that she wants me to wear PJ's instead of nightgowns. She claims she'd feel more attracted to me.. Scratching Head

I don't know where she suddenly picked up this new ****, but this time I put my foot down, and told her, in a gentle, but firm tone, that I am not willing to change a costume I was bought up with. My Rebbe's, my Father, and most of my community respect this tradition, so why should I be any different? especially when it is not something strange to her at all. (we are from the same Chassidus..) I told her nicely, if she rather prefers I go to bed with just a T-shirt and my Chassidishe Gatches (knee length boxers..), that's fine with me, but please don't bug me to wear something I feel uncomfortable with.
I apologized, and that was the end of it.

Two evenings later, I noticed a gift wrapped package on my bed.. I nearly fainted as I unwrapped a new pair of pajamas... Shocked

Luckily she wasn't in the room at the time, so I swiftly shoved it behind the dresser, and pretended as if nothing ever happened.

The next morning as I, smilingly, greeted her "Good morning", she angrily turned away.. and since then she's given me the silent treatment. Every time I try to talk to her, she walks away. She ignores my calls, and doesn't answer my texts.
I am so heartbroken. I just cannot tolerate this horrible situation anymore. I even thought about giving in to her demand.. and last night I, secretly, tried on the PJ's, in the bathroom... but I almost Puke

, .when I saw myself in it.. seriously.

I don't know how to handle this anymore. WWYD?? Please help me Crying or Very sad

p.s. I was going to post this in the Shalom Bayis forum, but didn't think it was a good idea to post it on a public forum... Wink

Posted: Tue, Dec 01 2009, 12:32 pm Post subject: re: Imafather.com

Fish: Tuna salad recipe--I managed to find a can opener. Now what do I do?

Household Management: How can I reclaim closet space from DW to store my tools?

Finance: In search of iPod/Blackberry gemach (mine is 2 yrs old ancient model)

Posted: Tue, Dec 01 2009, 12:45 pm Post subject: re: Imafather.com

HELP!! I'm newly married, I'm so happy, and thought my wife is too. But today, I found some sort of weapon in my wife's closet!!!! HELP!! How should I deal with this?

edited. Sorry, irrelevant post. DW said (between fits of laughter) that it's a machine that dries hair. How was I supposed to know that? Uh, mods, how do I delete this post?

(this post is dedicated to my dh, who grew up in a wonderful all-boy family)
_________________
"To err is human. To blame it on a computer is even more so."

Executive Member Joined: Nov 19 2009 Posts: 253

When I was a kid, Mom always ironed my shirts. Why doesn't my DW iron them??????

Diamond Member Joined: Nov 30 2009 Posts: 4619

DW keeps pushing me to talk to the Rav about HER underwear. Is this fair?

Help!! DW asked me to warm up frozen soup!! What should I do first??

DW stops at her mother's for "5" min and I dont see her for another hour. what happens to the other 55 min??

Gold Member Joined: Nov 21 2006 Posts: 1942 Location: L.A.

OMG, this thread is so funny! Rolling Laughter

Executive Member Joined: Nov 19 2009 Posts: 253

In MY family, Mom baked the best cakes, pies, cookies, and puddings.

Once in a while, DW bakes blondies or rice krispie treats. Why can't she bake just like my Mom? What am I supposed to eat at home?????? I'm starving!!!!!

Senior Member Joined: Dec 19 2009 Posts: 247

My FIL keeps giving me hints that he can't wait to see his daughter in maternity clothes. I'm newlywed. Is that considered normal?