Jewish Mothers

Posted: Mon, Jan 09 2006, 10:40 pm Post subject: Jewish Mothers

What would these mothers say if they were Jewish?
**read with the whiney Jewish mother voice**

Alexander Graham Bell�s Jewish mother:
�Nu, so you invented the telephone. You think you could give your mother ah call sometimes?�

Paul Revere�s Jewish mother:
�Why do you have to ride around like ah meshuganeh in middle of the night? Why can�t you ride during the day like ah mentch?�

Dr. Seuss�s Jewish mother:
�What�s all this nonsense about eggs and ham? Come taste some of this potato kugel I made yesterday.�

Gandhi�s Jewish mother:
�I understand you don�t like violence but do you have to fast so much? My poor boy is wasting away!�

Babe Ruth�s Jewish mother:
�Best player in the history of baseball� so what? Mrs. Rabinowitz�s son is ah doctor! Ah top surgeon!�

Beethoven�s Jewish mother:
�You play very nicely, but ah haircut wouldn�t hurt! You look like ah bum with all that hair!�

Mona Lisa�s Jewish mother:
�No boy is going to look at you if you smile like that! You want to leave me with no grandchildren?!�

Frank Sinatra�s Jewish mother:
�All this singing about New York! What about coming to Miami for Pesach to visit your poor mother?�

Shakespeare�s Jewish mother:
�What�s with all these tragedies you make up? We don�t have enough real tzuros in this world?�

Martha Stewart�s Jewish mother:
�You say you know how to cook, you say you know how to clean, and your husband still left you for ah shiksa

Posted: Mon, Jan 09 2006, 11:13 pm Post subject: re: Jewish Mothers

HAHAHAHA.... Laughing

Posted: Mon, Jan 09 2006, 11:13 pm Post subject: re: Jewish Mothers

are you following me Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue, Jan 10 2006, 6:58 am Post subject: re: Jewish Mothers

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